Hello welcome to my profile? And first book here. First time using this app to make books so please don't judge no clue what the hell i'm doing yet so uh yeah. I hope I just started a new trand here. Enjoy!

Black is all I see and around me. Reminds me of those demons before I died. Was it a happy life? No fucking clue. Though I know one thing.

I'm Alois Trancy, King of Bootyshorts; called a slut when I wasn't the one who fucked the nun.

I was falling how nice. My body hit a tree the result? Legs hanging above me caught on some blasted branches! Back arch also on another blasted branch! And finally my head hanging upside because of how I landed.

But the real question was.

Where In the bloody hell am I?

Good thing I can move around or else I would have passed out from blood loss. Quickly up tangling my body parts I jumped down from the tree.

"What the actual fuck!" Looking at my clothes they were the same which I was glad about but my body was smaller and my boots were no longer boots with heels they where sneakers!?

But taking a better look at things my clothes weren't my clothes! Same colors yes, my flowy booty shorts were no more for they looked as if they were bubbles and they were longer, my shirt was a white t-shirt, my vest damn my vest it was a jacket wrapped around my waist, finally the best part my purple coat was the same but longer meaning I could grow into it.

Looking around my surroundings it was an old fashion a little more better then London though, this place had an... update to London.

"Indeed Alois yes indeed." Spoke a voice echoing. "Huh where are you?" I spoke to the voice. "In your head and speak inside your head you don't want to be known for being crazy."

"Oh why am I here and who the hell are you?" I ask inside my head. "You dear Alois have been gifted a chance to live in the same world different times and 'quirks' to them like how you had demons in your world but now it's only human and vampires."

This sounded great but to greatest there is a price to pay. "That's right Alois but for you, you will love it!" The voice chripped happily. "And that will be?" Please don't be something I would regret. "You get to dance and be a stripper or dancer if you like to call it I hope you already remember your GAY!"

Well damn this is... The fucking greatest thing ever! I won't mind after all people call me the slut oh well time to prove them right.

"I forgot to mention but your an Anime Traveler now yay!"

That one line made me SHOOK!

"An Anime Traveler What the hell is anime?" I think I heard a face palm. "Anime is what your life use and is still now anime your basically something a lot of people like to watch ANIME" "What anime am I in then?" This is pretty weird to be told your whole life was a lie and only entertainment to REAL people. Not that I mind being in the spotlight all my life is AMAZING THEN!

"We're in Vampire Knight."

"Oh well shit."

"We're also in the wrong anime."

"Holy shit the wrong anime!? Now I'm stuck with Vampires!?" "Don't worry the main vampire is incest so your fine." "Hello little boy are you lost?"

I turn around... eye organism.

"That's Kaname also the incest vampire."

FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT!

I hope you like the first chapter I stayed awake making this. There was no point of staying up all night oh well!