The Very emo Sasuke story

by Narukokun

Imagination crack enduced. Some thanks to Zazagirl. read it it's so goddamn funny and it will make you spit up drink all over your computer just like i did when i read some of zaza's stories.

I've taken a hint from my fucked up friend ZazaGirl and noticed that Naruto fans really enjoyed her 8 word story about Sasuke dieing from over emoing. I concluded that she and everyone else who read it was smoking some good shit and I joined that club. Enjoy this longer then 8 words story about and emo Sasuke.

One day in the beautiful ninja village of Konoha, a very emo Sasuke chose to sit on the roof of his house and stare at the clouds. He spoke aloud to no one in particular, pointing out various shapes of different clouds.

"That one looks like a dead puppy, and that one looks like a razor blade. Oh oh and that one looks like a Wal-Mart!!"

Then suddenly Sasuke had a thought or an epiphany. Why did Sasuke have such strange thoughts about dieing things and razor blades? Why did he have a magazine in his pocket entitled '101 ways to tell your emo'? And why was Sasuke this very second slitting his wrists?

"Oh my God! I'm EMO! NOOOOOO!" Sasuke was so frightened with himself that he ran straight ahead, off the roof, and falling into the street and too his instant death.

A/N Some credit goes to Zazagirl for sharing her imagination crack and for letting me use the emoWalmart thing.