How to kill Naruto characters: Sasuke
One day Shikamaru was being lazy, lying in the park. All of a sudden, Sasuke came along and said "do ya want to fight?" He asked randomly. "No, go enjoy a Popsicle" Shikamaru sighed.
So Sasuke went to buy a Popsicle. Itatchi in disguise was selling them. "It's Sasuke, he tried to kill me!" Itatchi thought. "One Jirayia Popsicle please" He asked politely "one moment please" Itatchi in disguise said.
Itatchi
began mixing the white Popsicle and saw Battery acid in a can on a
shelf above him. Smirking, he reached up and poured the acid in the
Popsicle mix.
Then he put in the flash freezer so it would freeze
in a flash.
"Here you go" Itatchi in disguise handed Sasuke the Popsicle. Then he flung off his disguise and held a bottle of shampoo. "DIE SASUKE!" he squirted the shampoo at Sasuke's eyes.
Later that day, Sasuke looked in a mirror. "MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!" His eyes were red and black now. He ran to wherever Naruto was.
Naruto was training and holding a Kunai for no apparent reason. Sasuke ran right into the blade and died.
Up in heaven Sasuke met his great uncle Obito. "Why are you here Sasuke?" he asked. "My eyes became red and ugly so I ran into Naruto's Kunai." Sasuke sobbed. Obito looked deeply into Sasuke's eyes. "That's sharingan" He told Sasuke.
Then Zabuza ran up, threw a waffle at him and ran away. Sasuke got a concussion and turned stupider than he already was. Finally, god got tired of the emo and banished him to float in emptiness.
"I'm a butterfly!" he sang for infinite years as he rotted away to all the ninja's delight.