Disclaimer: Don't own Gundam Wing or a canoe or a tan. Damn.
Notes: Slasy and VERY bizzare. Don't ask about bow wow chicka wow, I beg of you.

And the Orgy Ensued

There once was a Gundam named Sue
Who wanted to fly a canoe
When Duo came by
With a big apple pie
Until Heero came by
And the orgy ensued
Bow wow chicka wow

And that poor little Sue
Never got to fly that canoe
But I didn't give a damn
Because Duo was trying to get a naked tan
So I was busy watching
Until Heero came by
And the orgy ensued
Bow wow chicka wow

So I went to Trowa's house
But he was busy with his spouse
Let's just say
Quatre in a French maid's outfit
Until Heero came by
And the orgy ensued
Bow wow chicka wow

So I went over to Wufei's
But he was busy with Treize
In a Gundam cockpit built for two
Until Heero came by
And the orgy ensued
Bow wow chicka wow

The next day I went to a picnic
A meeting of the Gundam pilots picnic
And Duo still had that apple pie
And Quatre still had that outfit on
Until Heero came by
And the orgy ensued
Bow wow chicka wow