" C-C'mon pwencess Your Charrrriot awaits! And by Chariot I mean my dick, My dick awaits you" Slurred Eren as he fumbled up the apartment building stairs. He fell every few steps but managed to regain his balance by going on all fours, and then continued on his marry way.
"We have to get you in bed so we can get it on like donkey Kong"
If it wasn't for the fact that Jean had to look after this drunken idiot and make sure he didn't hurt himself, he would have already videotaped this drunken catastrophe and sent it to everyone that they knew. Sure, Eren would be fuming when he realized Jean had done this, but sometimes it was fun pissing the guy off, and besides, the angry sex they would have over it, would be amazing. But it wasn't like he could take his phone out now; he had to make sure this fool didn't get himself into too much trouble.
It was hysterical watching him like this, especially since he tended to fall every few seconds. It was as if he failed to remember how to walk and he was trying to recall how to. If you compared his usual, hardheaded, passionate and impulsive self to this goofy and horny one ,it would be like two different people. But Eren was a horrible drunk and this was usually the outcome.
Jean watched as Eren climbed to the top of the next staircase landing and then attempted to do a cart wheel. He miserably failed of course, and ended up landing flat on his back. He didn't seem to feel the pain of that outcome, because he started to chuckle afterwards.
Jean sighed, what was he going to do with him? He jogged upstairs, and then helped Eren onto his feet.
"You alright?" He asked as he grabbed Eren by the waist and then hoisted him up from the floor. It may have sounded easy doing this but it was honestly annoying. Eren kept fidgeting and fighting to get out of his grip.
"Leave me alone you horse faced Ass" He hollered.
Jean rolled his eyes. He was practically immune to the remark since Eren called him that even when sober especially when they fought. Considering, they argued all the time it was like a term of endearment now.
"Yeah Yeah I know." Jean said nonchalantly. "Let's just get you home okay?"
Walking to Eren's apartment, he decided to recall tonight's events . Then grimaced. The fact that Eren was this drunk was mostly due to his own stupidity but at the same time, jean played a huge part in it as well.