An Encounter With Stupidity
*A dark stormy night. Everyone is at Cloud's Villa and some guy named Jedeye but that's beside the point.*
Cloud: Okay what do you guys want to watch. *looks at 2 video tapes* The Matrix or...The Wedding Singer. Who brought that one?
Aeris: I don't know but I want to see it.
Tifa: Yeah me too I heard it was really good.
Barret: What you's crazy. I say the Matrix.
Cid: ^*(^**& Matrix
Vincent: I haven't seen the Matrix yet. So that one.
RedXIII: *asleep* grrgrr Cosmo Canyon grrrgrr
Cloud: Okay...I *looks at Aeris*...The Wedding Singer.
Cait: Hey someone let me out of the closet. Please I promise I won't talk.
Cid: Oh no if I have to hear that *^&*%^*(&(*& talk one more time I might inflict serious damage to it.
Yuffie: *trying to steal some materia* Oh uh I want to see the Matrix.
Cloud: Give back Barret's Materia Yuffie.
Barret: Damnit Yuffie stop stealin my stuff.
Yuffie: Yeah whatever.
Shera: Put the wedding singer on.
Cloud: *counting* Hmm seems to be a tie.
Me: I want to see the Wedding Singer *everyone looks at me* What I have already seen the Matrix about 10 times.
Cloud: Alright the wedding singer than. *puts tape in and sits next to Aeris* Aeris have i told you that i love you.
Tifa: Oh no I'm not sitting by these two. I don't have the stomach for that. *gets off couch and sits on floor*
Aeris: I love you to *start cuddling*
Cid: Talk about whipped. *makes whip noise*
Barret: You should talk. Shera says jump and you say how high.
Cid: *blushes* That's not...Okay Maybe it is but...The movie is starting. *large lightning power goes out* What the (&^(&)*(&*^&*%*)(&*^&()^&%(*^$&*()))*$%^&*%^^%
Shera: Captain!
Cid: Uh sorry. So now what the...*shera looks at him* uh so now what do we do?
Tifa: Ask the two love birds.
Cloud & Aeris: What?
Tifa: Never mind. *C & A return to whatever they were doing* Hey why don't we tell stories.
Cid: HELL YEAH! I'll tell about this one time I went in the General Lee...
Everyone else: NO DUKES OF HAZZARD EPISODES!
Cid: DAMN!
Barret: Okay this one time I met Mr. T...
Everyone else: NO A-TEAM EPSIODES!
Barret: DAMN!
Vincent: Alright rule no TV shows.
Tifa: Good Idea. Okay I'll start. One cold and dark night just like this.....*starts story*
Meanwhile in The Northern Crater
Sephy: Damn I'm Bored. Hey I know I'll go pay AVALNCHE a visit. Hehehehehehe. Okay mom I'm going out.
Jenova: Where?
Sephy: If I have to tell you it's to annoy AVALANCHE.
Jenova: Don't give me your attitdude. Oh and get that Ancient for me.
Sephy: Yeah Okay. *flies off* Stupid slug.
Jenova: I HEARD THAT!
Sephy: Damn!
Back To The Villa
Cloud: AGHHHHHHHH!
Tifa: Cloud it's just a story.
Aeris: It's okay Cloud I'm here for you. *gives him a hug*
Cloud: Thanks Aeris. *grins happily* I love you.
Aeris: I love you too.
Tifa: Oh no there at it again.
Me: Give them a break *everyone stares at me* Why does everyone do that?
Vincent: Okay it's my....*sephiroth comes in*
Cid: WHAT THE $%^($%*&$&%$*&^*^$^&%^(*^&*$&*^%&%*&%$&*^%*&%*&%*^$*&^(&^%(*^(*&_()(&(&*^%)(&)*%(*^_()*^&*%^&%*((*(^^%&*%^&*^*^*&*^&%^&*%*(&)*((&%&*%(*^(*&%&*%*(^(*(%(*^()&)(&^)*(^(%*&^(**(^(*^*(^()&^)^&)*^*(^(*^*^*^*)_(&*%_()(&%$&(^()&*%*&%(&*(& ARE *&(*^()*&)(&)(&)(&)*(&()&)(&(&^%(*&)(%#&$^(*#^$(&(#&%*(&#$%*^&$@&#%*(@^&$&*(^#)*$(&#*$^(#$*&#)&)(#& DOING HERE!
Barret: Yeah that was good but you should have said ^$*&^&((*^(&^%(&*^%(&*^&(%*&^*(&)#*$(^*(#^$*(#^&$_(#(&*%#(*$^)#($&)*#^$(*#^$)(#$(& ^%#)($* )#_$)*#^$*(^#$()*^&#)*$^()#&$&*(#^%$*)^&#$)()*(&#)(*$&)#($(& %#)(&_)$)_*#$*^*)$&_#*_)#&$)*^)#($&_)#$*^)$(&#)_$#_($()*$(&#)#$_(&)*(#$_)#(*$)#$&_(#^&&#$_&#_($&)#&$_(#&$_(&#$_(&#$_(&#_($&_(#&$_#$)&#$(^&_)#$&*#(^$()#&$(&#$)__#(&$_)#*$)_(#&$_)&#_)&)#_&_)#&_)&#)&)#_$&_)#&$)_#$_)#&$_)$_)#_)&_)#$*#_$*)#$(^%$_)#$+@_(#^@_#+_@_&@#_(&@_)$&)_+@$_@#*|@$+*@+$*+@&$+@*$@+_+)@$+)@$+)*@$)_))&*()&%)*( HERE!
Cid: Oh I see.
Barret & Cid: Okay together now. WHAT THE (&*%^*)&%$&*^()*^()*^$(*#^(*^#)*$(^&)#*$^*#) ^#)%*(^&#)*%()#*^%)*(#^%$)*(^#)*%$^#)*$^#)*$^)(#*$^)*(#^$)*^#$()&*^#(&$%(*^$)(@&)*^@$)*^@#()^&)@*$^%)@*($^%)*(@^$()@^$)*^$)*^@$)(^@$()^@#$)*^%@$_()#%*^%#$)*(&$@_)(&@$^)*@$_(#&)(#^$)*^#%_()&#($^&#$*(*@)#*@^#*@&#(@*$^#*$&#$*&_()#*^()#$&*@^$)*^$)(^#%$)*^#%)(#%_(@)*$^(&#%$*@$)*^@#$)*^@&$%@&#$%)@&$@*(%@*$(^@)$_(&@#$(^)*^$&@#%$&@^#)&@#$@_&$_@$^&)@*$^)*$^)@$^)@#**^)*()(*&)(&#)(&@$)*^@)*$(^@)$(&)(@$&)(@$^)*(^%)*(^)(&@)_(@&%_(&%)*(^#)*%(^)($_(&%()_(&()@($)*@^$&^%*&_)*%((*!^#_)(!#_&*$%(&*~#_(!@$*_)@$(^@$&*%$()_$(@^&%*(^@$)(&$_)_$@&)*$^@()&$_@^$)*^@$%$@(@$($@()$@_()$_@)^(@$_()@&$_(@$_($_)@$+@$_)(&@$_(&@$_*_#)!#*$)($_()(@$)*%&%$*)@_*!_)#_)!@*#_)!@$^$&%*(@$()$)^**@%&_(@%_(@)*%(^&)@(%$)(@%^)(@&$@&$(()@%)(%)(@^%()%@)(&()%@^&)(%)@$+*@$_&@$^&)@$(&)@$_(@%()@%)(&%_&*@_)%*@$)*^@%$)_@%&__(@%^&_()%_(&%_()@&%_)(@%)(^%)*@%)(*@^%)(@&%()&@%(@&%_(@&%_(@&%_%@&_)@%&_)@%_%_@%$^@)*$()*^%)@*&$)(@&$()&)%(^)*@%^)*(@$&)(@&$)(&@$)*(^&$@)*&@$)(_@%)^*%)(&@$&%(&)*^%)(&$()&#%)(&a#%)(&#%)(&)#(%)#%^)(#&%)(&#%()&#%)(&#%(&#_()%&_)(#%&_)(#&%_)(&#%_(&#%_(&)#(%^(&^%#$()@&*$_)@$_(^)@_($&_()@$&_(@&$_$ YOU DOIN HERE!
Sephy: MY FREAKIN EARS.
Me: I didn't think it was possible to cuss that much. *everyone stares* What do i have something on me?
Sephy: I'm here to cause you misery and *sees Cloud & Aeris on the couch* Damn get a room. As I was saying I'm here to cause misery and annoyance to all of you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: Right. *everyone including Sephy stares at me* This is really getting old.
Cid & Barret: YOU STUPID *^$)*&)*$^&)(#&)*(#^% )*^#)(*@$()^#%)*^)#*^%)*(#^%)(#%)(&%_(&()&_(&_(#&*%(&#_()#&%*^_()@$&_(%&_(@^&%_(#&%_)(#&%_)(&#%_)(&%_(#&_()%&_(#&%_(#&%_(&%_(&#%_(#&%_(&#%_(&#%_(&#_%(&_#(%&_)(#&%_(#&%_(#&%_(&%_(&#%_(&#%_(&#%_)_)**#*.
Tifa: Okay that's enough cussing. I think they're going to call the cops for disturbance of the peace. Damn!
Vincent: So what do we do about him? *point at sephy*
Sephy: *using cup with out a coaster* HA I DIDN'T USE A COASTER! SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT!
Tifa: Look around no one used a coaster.
Sephy: *looks* Damn. Well then I'm going to snoop around the house without permission.
Tifa: Be my guest it's not mine.
Sephy: Damn foiled again. Okay this time I'm going.....
Me: *opens portal* I'll be right back. *everyone looks at me* Stop doing that it's really creepy. *in Passions* Okay where's that stupid doll. Ha found him.
Timmy: Timmy's scared.
Me: Shut-up and I'll take you to see charity.
Timmy: Really!
Me: Yeah now get in the sack. *doll jumps in* Ha sephiroth won't know what to do. *opens portal and reapears in Villa*
Sephy: Okay Then I'll eat all the ice and not tell anyone.
Tifa: There's an automatic Ice maker.
Sephy: Damn it. i should have stayed....*I open sack at let Timmy out* OH NO IT'S THAT STUPID DOLL! *runs like a little girl out the door* I WANT MY MOMMY!
Me: Alright I said I would take you to Charity. *opens portal into top of minshaft* Jump In.
Timmy: Timmy's coming Charity. *jumps through portal and hits Charity when she was trying to climb up* Ugh Timmy's hurt.
Me: Stupid doll. *everone looks at me* Okay why does everyone always look at me?
Cloud & Aeris: What?
Tifa: Nothing.
Cloud & Aeris: Okay *returns back to what ever they were doing*
Tifa: Who are you?
Me: you mean that I've been here this whole time and you didn't even know who I was.
Everyone: Yeah.
Me: Okay...I'm Jedeye.
Tifa: Nice to meet you. Thanks for getting rid of Sephy.
Vincent: yeah that was nice of you.
Cid & Barret: *power came on & they're busy wathing some Dukes of Hazzard & A-Team Show* Yeah good.....HAHAH...THIS KICKS **&()*&#$)*(&#*%^#($&.
RedXIII: *still asleep*
Cloud and Aeris: Yeah that was nice *returns to what ever they were doing*
Me: *loosk at watch* Man it's late I better get back home. Thanks for tonight. Adios! *walks through portal and walks to apartment in cantina* Well that was fun.
At the northern Crater:
Sephy: I'm Back.
Jenova: Did you get that Ancient.
Sephy: Uh no I was chased by a talking doll and they all laughed at me and....
Jenova: you're grouded for lying.
Sephy: I'm SERIOUS!
Jenova: Yeah come on where did they get a talking doll from. Go to your room.
Sephy: *mutters* Stupid Slug
Jenova: I HEARD THAT!
Sephy: Damn.
THE END or is it No It THE END maybe NO SERIOUSLY THIS IS THE END. or is it? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS THE END.
*A dark stormy night. Everyone is at Cloud's Villa and some guy named Jedeye but that's beside the point.*
Cloud: Okay what do you guys want to watch. *looks at 2 video tapes* The Matrix or...The Wedding Singer. Who brought that one?
Aeris: I don't know but I want to see it.
Tifa: Yeah me too I heard it was really good.
Barret: What you's crazy. I say the Matrix.
Cid: ^*(^**& Matrix
Vincent: I haven't seen the Matrix yet. So that one.
RedXIII: *asleep* grrgrr Cosmo Canyon grrrgrr
Cloud: Okay...I *looks at Aeris*...The Wedding Singer.
Cait: Hey someone let me out of the closet. Please I promise I won't talk.
Cid: Oh no if I have to hear that *^&*%^*(&(*& talk one more time I might inflict serious damage to it.
Yuffie: *trying to steal some materia* Oh uh I want to see the Matrix.
Cloud: Give back Barret's Materia Yuffie.
Barret: Damnit Yuffie stop stealin my stuff.
Yuffie: Yeah whatever.
Shera: Put the wedding singer on.
Cloud: *counting* Hmm seems to be a tie.
Me: I want to see the Wedding Singer *everyone looks at me* What I have already seen the Matrix about 10 times.
Cloud: Alright the wedding singer than. *puts tape in and sits next to Aeris* Aeris have i told you that i love you.
Tifa: Oh no I'm not sitting by these two. I don't have the stomach for that. *gets off couch and sits on floor*
Aeris: I love you to *start cuddling*
Cid: Talk about whipped. *makes whip noise*
Barret: You should talk. Shera says jump and you say how high.
Cid: *blushes* That's not...Okay Maybe it is but...The movie is starting. *large lightning power goes out* What the (&^(&)*(&*^&*%*)(&*^&()^&%(*^$&*()))*$%^&*%^^%
Shera: Captain!
Cid: Uh sorry. So now what the...*shera looks at him* uh so now what do we do?
Tifa: Ask the two love birds.
Cloud & Aeris: What?
Tifa: Never mind. *C & A return to whatever they were doing* Hey why don't we tell stories.
Cid: HELL YEAH! I'll tell about this one time I went in the General Lee...
Everyone else: NO DUKES OF HAZZARD EPISODES!
Cid: DAMN!
Barret: Okay this one time I met Mr. T...
Everyone else: NO A-TEAM EPSIODES!
Barret: DAMN!
Vincent: Alright rule no TV shows.
Tifa: Good Idea. Okay I'll start. One cold and dark night just like this.....*starts story*
Meanwhile in The Northern Crater
Sephy: Damn I'm Bored. Hey I know I'll go pay AVALNCHE a visit. Hehehehehehe. Okay mom I'm going out.
Jenova: Where?
Sephy: If I have to tell you it's to annoy AVALANCHE.
Jenova: Don't give me your attitdude. Oh and get that Ancient for me.
Sephy: Yeah Okay. *flies off* Stupid slug.
Jenova: I HEARD THAT!
Sephy: Damn!
Back To The Villa
Cloud: AGHHHHHHHH!
Tifa: Cloud it's just a story.
Aeris: It's okay Cloud I'm here for you. *gives him a hug*
Cloud: Thanks Aeris. *grins happily* I love you.
Aeris: I love you too.
Tifa: Oh no there at it again.
Me: Give them a break *everyone stares at me* Why does everyone do that?
Vincent: Okay it's my....*sephiroth comes in*
Cid: WHAT THE $%^($%*&$&%$*&^*^$^&%^(*^&*$&*^%&%*&%$&*^%*&%*&%*^$*&^(&^%(*^(*&_()(&(&*^%)(&)*%(*^_()*^&*%^&%*((*(^^%&*%^&*^*^*&*^&%^&*%*(&)*((&%&*%(*^(*&%&*%*(^(*(%(*^()&)(&^)*(^(%*&^(**(^(*^*(^()&^)^&)*^*(^(*^*^*^*)_(&*%_()(&%$&(^()&*%*&%(&*(& ARE *&(*^()*&)(&)(&)(&)*(&()&)(&(&^%(*&)(%#&$^(*#^$(&(#&%*(&#$%*^&$@&#%*(@^&$&*(^#)*$(&#*$^(#$*&#)&)(#& DOING HERE!
Barret: Yeah that was good but you should have said ^$*&^&((*^(&^%(&*^%(&*^&(%*&^*(&)#*$(^*(#^$*(#^&$_(#(&*%#(*$^)#($&)*#^$(*#^$)(#$(& ^%#)($* )#_$)*#^$*(^#$()*^&#)*$^()#&$&*(#^%$*)^&#$)()*(&#)(*$&)#($(& %#)(&_)$)_*#$*^*)$&_#*_)#&$)*^)#($&_)#$*^)$(&#)_$#_($()*$(&#)#$_(&)*(#$_)#(*$)#$&_(#^&&#$_&#_($&)#&$_(#&$_(&#$_(&#$_(&#_($&_(#&$_#$)&#$(^&_)#$&*#(^$()#&$(&#$)__#(&$_)#*$)_(#&$_)&#_)&)#_&_)#&_)&#)&)#_$&_)#&$)_#$_)#&$_)$_)#_)&_)#$*#_$*)#$(^%$_)#$+@_(#^@_#+_@_&@#_(&@_)$&)_+@$_@#*|@$+*@+$*+@&$+@*$@+_+)@$+)@$+)*@$)_))&*()&%)*( HERE!
Cid: Oh I see.
Barret & Cid: Okay together now. WHAT THE (&*%^*)&%$&*^()*^()*^$(*#^(*^#)*$(^&)#*$^*#) ^#)%*(^&#)*%()#*^%)*(#^%$)*(^#)*%$^#)*$^#)*$^)(#*$^)*(#^$)*^#$()&*^#(&$%(*^$)(@&)*^@$)*^@#()^&)@*$^%)@*($^%)*(@^$()@^$)*^$)*^@$)(^@$()^@#$)*^%@$_()#%*^%#$)*(&$@_)(&@$^)*@$_(#&)(#^$)*^#%_()&#($^&#$*(*@)#*@^#*@&#(@*$^#*$&#$*&_()#*^()#$&*@^$)*^$)(^#%$)*^#%)(#%_(@)*$^(&#%$*@$)*^@#$)*^@&$%@&#$%)@&$@*(%@*$(^@)$_(&@#$(^)*^$&@#%$&@^#)&@#$@_&$_@$^&)@*$^)*$^)@$^)@#**^)*()(*&)(&#)(&@$)*^@)*$(^@)$(&)(@$&)(@$^)*(^%)*(^)(&@)_(@&%_(&%)*(^#)*%(^)($_(&%()_(&()@($)*@^$&^%*&_)*%((*!^#_)(!#_&*$%(&*~#_(!@$*_)@$(^@$&*%$()_$(@^&%*(^@$)(&$_)_$@&)*$^@()&$_@^$)*^@$%$@(@$($@()$@_()$_@)^(@$_()@&$_(@$_($_)@$+@$_)(&@$_(&@$_*_#)!#*$)($_()(@$)*%&%$*)@_*!_)#_)!@*#_)!@$^$&%*(@$()$)^**@%&_(@%_(@)*%(^&)@(%$)(@%^)(@&$@&$(()@%)(%)(@^%()%@)(&()%@^&)(%)@$+*@$_&@$^&)@$(&)@$_(@%()@%)(&%_&*@_)%*@$)*^@%$)_@%&__(@%^&_()%_(&%_()@&%_)(@%)(^%)*@%)(*@^%)(@&%()&@%(@&%_(@&%_(@&%_%@&_)@%&_)@%_%_@%$^@)*$()*^%)@*&$)(@&$()&)%(^)*@%^)*(@$&)(@&$)(&@$)*(^&$@)*&@$)(_@%)^*%)(&@$&%(&)*^%)(&$()&#%)(&a#%)(&#%)(&)#(%)#%^)(#&%)(&#%()&#%)(&#%(&#_()%&_)(#%&_)(#&%_)(&#%_(&#%_(&)#(%^(&^%#$()@&*$_)@$_(^)@_($&_()@$&_(@&$_$ YOU DOIN HERE!
Sephy: MY FREAKIN EARS.
Me: I didn't think it was possible to cuss that much. *everyone stares* What do i have something on me?
Sephy: I'm here to cause you misery and *sees Cloud & Aeris on the couch* Damn get a room. As I was saying I'm here to cause misery and annoyance to all of you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: Right. *everyone including Sephy stares at me* This is really getting old.
Cid & Barret: YOU STUPID *^$)*&)*$^&)(#&)*(#^% )*^#)(*@$()^#%)*^)#*^%)*(#^%)(#%)(&%_(&()&_(&_(#&*%(&#_()#&%*^_()@$&_(%&_(@^&%_(#&%_)(#&%_)(&#%_)(&%_(#&_()%&_(#&%_(#&%_(&%_(&#%_(#&%_(&#%_(&#%_(&#_%(&_#(%&_)(#&%_(#&%_(#&%_(&%_(&#%_(&#%_(&#%_)_)**#*.
Tifa: Okay that's enough cussing. I think they're going to call the cops for disturbance of the peace. Damn!
Vincent: So what do we do about him? *point at sephy*
Sephy: *using cup with out a coaster* HA I DIDN'T USE A COASTER! SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT!
Tifa: Look around no one used a coaster.
Sephy: *looks* Damn. Well then I'm going to snoop around the house without permission.
Tifa: Be my guest it's not mine.
Sephy: Damn foiled again. Okay this time I'm going.....
Me: *opens portal* I'll be right back. *everyone looks at me* Stop doing that it's really creepy. *in Passions* Okay where's that stupid doll. Ha found him.
Timmy: Timmy's scared.
Me: Shut-up and I'll take you to see charity.
Timmy: Really!
Me: Yeah now get in the sack. *doll jumps in* Ha sephiroth won't know what to do. *opens portal and reapears in Villa*
Sephy: Okay Then I'll eat all the ice and not tell anyone.
Tifa: There's an automatic Ice maker.
Sephy: Damn it. i should have stayed....*I open sack at let Timmy out* OH NO IT'S THAT STUPID DOLL! *runs like a little girl out the door* I WANT MY MOMMY!
Me: Alright I said I would take you to Charity. *opens portal into top of minshaft* Jump In.
Timmy: Timmy's coming Charity. *jumps through portal and hits Charity when she was trying to climb up* Ugh Timmy's hurt.
Me: Stupid doll. *everone looks at me* Okay why does everyone always look at me?
Cloud & Aeris: What?
Tifa: Nothing.
Cloud & Aeris: Okay *returns back to what ever they were doing*
Tifa: Who are you?
Me: you mean that I've been here this whole time and you didn't even know who I was.
Everyone: Yeah.
Me: Okay...I'm Jedeye.
Tifa: Nice to meet you. Thanks for getting rid of Sephy.
Vincent: yeah that was nice of you.
Cid & Barret: *power came on & they're busy wathing some Dukes of Hazzard & A-Team Show* Yeah good.....HAHAH...THIS KICKS **&()*&#$)*(&#*%^#($&.
RedXIII: *still asleep*
Cloud and Aeris: Yeah that was nice *returns to what ever they were doing*
Me: *loosk at watch* Man it's late I better get back home. Thanks for tonight. Adios! *walks through portal and walks to apartment in cantina* Well that was fun.
At the northern Crater:
Sephy: I'm Back.
Jenova: Did you get that Ancient.
Sephy: Uh no I was chased by a talking doll and they all laughed at me and....
Jenova: you're grouded for lying.
Sephy: I'm SERIOUS!
Jenova: Yeah come on where did they get a talking doll from. Go to your room.
Sephy: *mutters* Stupid Slug
Jenova: I HEARD THAT!
Sephy: Damn.
THE END or is it No It THE END maybe NO SERIOUSLY THIS IS THE END. or is it? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS THE END.