Disclaimer: I don't own anything from the Disney production of "Newsies." No infringement is intended through the borrowing and use of the characters from the movie, and no money was made in the process or publication of this story. Disney holds full rights to the characters, I hold full right to the story. Don't sue me.

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All right, this is a time where YOU get to ask the boys from newsies all the questions that have been burning in the back of your mind every since you watched the movie. Like where did they get all of those sticks? How did Jack's hat get on his head in the song Santa Fe? Will Medda ever realize that she is way too old to be wearing the clothes she was wearing? All this will be moderated by yours truly, but I YOUR help.

This is the question and answer segment of the newsie realm. Our board of questionnaires (YOU) shall give me a series of questions that you want to see our boys answer. The following boys will be on the answering forum: Jack, Spot, Davey, Les, Race, Blink, Mush, Dutchy, Specs, Skittery, Snoddy, Snitch, Jake, Itey, Snipeshooter, Bumlets, Pie Eater, and Swifty. Not all of them will be at every single questionnaire session as it is that they have to sell their papes, and it seems that there could be a few guest appearances of several various characters from the movie. Sound like fun? Of course it does, but with every good thing, there must be rules.

1.) No asking the boys if they want to marry you, or if they want to go out with you…. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. They are from a completely different time period! So let's have none of that.

2.) No slash please – I don't like it, I don't like writing it, I won't write it, and it is just plain embarrassing for the boys. None of them want the others to know if they are boy kissers! The rest of the newsies would soak them!

3.) No – none of the boys will sleep with you, I'm getting that one out right now.

4.) Yes, you may ask questions to the boys or other characters that aren't on the list now. However they must be from the movie. I will not be accepting original characters from fictions, sorry.

All right, well that just about takes care of the rules, so send your questions now and I will satisfy you with a sample question right now just so you will understand what I am talking about if you don't already.

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( The boys are all sitting comfortably in Tibby's, some are eating. Raven reaches into the big back of questions and pulls out one at random before asking)

Raven's Wing wants to know: "This question is for Jack. Jack, after you asked Sarah the question of if she would care if you left in the movie, and all she did was laugh, why didn't you push her off the roof?"

Davey: (jumps up out of his chair) I really don't think that is an appropriate question.

Race: Shoah it's appropriate Davey, I t'ink it woulda been appropriate ta throw ya sistah off tha roof. (lights a cigar)

Les: You'd bettah take that back! (goes up the Race with his hands in fists)

Mush: Uh – Raven? Ya might wanna do somet'ing.

Raven: All right, all right. Les, back off. Davey, sit down. Race, be quiet. (looks around and waits for everyone to obey before continuing.) All right then, Jack – why didn't you push her off the roof?

Jack: Uh – I – uh –

Spot: Common Jacky boy, spit it out! (Slaps Jack on the back)

Jack: I'se t'ink a'ight?

Spot: (shrugs) Well huahy up, I'se got Brooklyn ta run. (At the mention of Brooklyn a shuddering silence falls over the boys)

Raven: (clears her throat) Well then, with Spot in mind – what is your answer Jack?

Jack: I ain't shuah why – (mumbles the following: prol'ly cause I hadn't bedded her yet.)

Mush: Did ya heah dat boys? (laughing) Raven asked Jack why he didn' shove Sarah off tha roof an' he said cause he hadn't bedded her! (still laughing as he slaps Jack on the back.)

(Jack gives Mush the death glare as he slumps down further in his chair.)

Davey: What? (face turning red)

Les: Wait! Wait! Whot does dat mean?

Davey: (shouting) You lousy, no good – no good – scab!

Blink: (to Race) Maybe he should have thrown Dave off the roof….

Race: I betcha they fight, double oah nuttin'.

Raven: Oooookay – I think that is enough for that question, now why don't we all calm down and look at the next one. (Reaches into her bag quickly before WWI starts several years before it was supposed to.)

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All right, well that is basically all there is to it. Lame? Yes, but fun. So I know that you all have questions that are simply burning. So send them my way in the form of a review and I will answer all the ones that I can that apply to the rules. Take care.