Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Harry Potter.

Written for the Ultimate Hermione Granger Pairing Challenge.

Pairing: Hermione / Vernon Dursley.

All she had to do was smile and flirt, and he was putty in her hands. Getting him to her hotel room was far too easy.

It wasn't as easy to kill him not because she suddenly found herself liking him, but because he put up a fight.

Still, she was faster and younger she didn't need magic to help only a knife.

As he lay dying, she bent down and kissed him on the lips. The last kiss for a dying man.

Vernon should have treated Harry better, but he didn't and Hermione made him pay.