OMG, HOW CAN YOU LIKE HARRY POTTER?

Witchcraft and wizardry, and all that evil stuff.

And yes, I've given the books a chance.

THEY ARE EVIL!

And so are you.

A poor innocent boy with a scar on his head. sniff sniff

Lame!

Anyone going to get the book tonight is pathetic.

Seriously. What rubbish.