Who Wants To Be Annoying?

These are just a whole bunch of ways to annoy the Twilight characters :D Shhhhhh I was bored.

Tell Rosalie that u can see her panty line in those jeans.

Tell Alice that her house has burned down along with all her clothes.

Give Jacob a hug and say, "I wuvs my puppy!"

Make a doctor appointment with Carlisle and when he walks in run screaming out of the room.

Tell Carlisle he is unnatural after he has completed a surgery. He should at least drool or something.

Get high on sugar and hang out with Jasper all day.

Get Alice excited by telling her your gonna go shopping with her and then send her to Jasper.

Steal Edward's piano and replace it with an electrical one that will only play drum beats when you press the keys.

Crash Emmett's jeep.

Take Alice's porche and replace it with a busted up, rusting car.

Steal Charlie's police cruiser and go around arresting people.

Have a wild house party when Esme is gone hunting.

Set trip wires all over Bella's house.

Take all of Edward's CDs and replace them with rap ones.

Take Renesmee's IPod and delete all her songs and put Charlie the Unicorn on.

Tell Mike Newton that Bella really does love him and that Edward just won't let her go.

Tell Jessica that Mike is cheating on her with Bella

Tell Edward that Bella is cheating on him with Mike

When Bella complains about having to drive crazy fast cars, make her drive a ride-on lawnmower around.

Run up to Jacob and tell him it's time for his walk.

Attempt to put a leash on him.

Yell, "Bad doggie!" at him when he won't let you.

Tell Rosalie that her dress makes her look fat.

Tell Jasper that he was probably in girl scouts, not the military.