Disclaimer: any and all characters in the following do not beong to me... except for me! I, Sakura Li 2, belong to myself!!!

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SL2: Ok! Hello peoples! Sakura Li 2 here!!!! ^_________^ I'm here to bring you something wonderful, new and exciting!!!

*crickets chirp*

SL2: *glares at the audience* aren't you happy????

Audience: *suddenly scared* Uh... yeah!

SL2: Yay! Now then... welcome to the *trumpets sound* I look nothing like my Anime counterpart show!!!

Audience: *cheers* Yay!!!!

SL2: Well then... our first guest is Hikaru Shidou from Magic Knight Rayearth!

Hikaru walks on stage wearing her second armour tranformation and flashes the audience a pretty smile then sits down.

SL2: Hello Hikaru! I understand that you are one of the many suffering manga characters who have a problem with your anime counterpart.

Hikaru: Yes I do! I can not believe what they did to my anime counterpart! She's just so... so... ulgh!

SL2: Well then... let's bring out Hikaru's anime counterpart.

Hikaru Shidou of the anime walked out also in her second armour transformation.

Hikaru: Hello! I'm Hikaru Shidou!

SL2: *sweatdrop* -_-() yes, we can see that... *turns to manga Hikaru* so... what do you have to say about anime Hikaru?

Manga Hikaru: *stands up* I feel so appalled by you! Look at you! My skin is NOT supposed to be that dark! Your eyes are all wierd and don't look pretty and your face is all squished up and looks like a square! You are made out to be more of a tomboy and less feminine! Your hair is also less whispy and all chunky and gross and-

SL2: *looking at notes on a clipboard* Uh Hikaru...

Both Hikaru's turned to look at Sakura angrily.

SL2: Hikaru I understand that you have another anime counterpart or rather, to be more specific, an OAV counterpart... *looks up* let's bring her out too...

OAV Hikaru: Hello, I'm Hikaru Shidou of the OAV...

Manga Hikaru: Oh hello! ^-^ Now then... OAV Hikaru I can stand somewhat... she looks EXACTLY like me except her angst factor has gone way up... her personality may be a bit different but at least she looks like me ... unlike the reject over there!

Anime Hikaru: Hey! I resent that!

SL2: Um... uh... *watches the three now-arguing girls* SECURITY!!!! Well... that's all for today folks! See ya next time!!! ^-^