A/N: If you're on the Fallout Kink Meme, you probably know what this is all about. But look, now there are timestamps and actual formatting so yay! For the rest, the original prompt was what if Vulpes and the Courier find a terminal with the full meme (and now FF . net too?) archived on it? Except I took it up a notch and decided hey, what if they get on each other's nerves using said fics on INSTANT MESSAGING? 8D
Logged: 5:43 PM 11/30/2281
FantasticMrFox: You would not believe what I just found.
DontShootMeBro: Who's this?
FMF: It's Vulpes Inculta. This is the Courier, correct?
DSMB: Omg how did you get my screen name?
DSMB: And how are you messaging me right now?
FMF: I'm on a rental terminal in Vault 21. And you scrawled your username on my arm after you drunkenly stepped out of the Tops.
DSMB: Shit, really?
FMF: You wrote, "IM me for sum 8====D~~~~ ;) LOL."
DSMB: I always did wonder how I woke up with that necklace. I was gonna sell it before Raul stopped me.
FMF: Wise man.
DSMB: K, what do you want?
FMF: It seems the previous user of this terminal forgot to clear his files.
DSMB: Welp. Is it porn?
FMF: You could say that.
FantasticMrFox has sent you a file.
FMF: Read it.
DSMB: What. The. Fuck?
FMF: I had no idea dear Dr. Gannon and that NCR dog were… close.
DSMB: You shut your mouth, Legionary! They would NEVER.
FMF: It gets better.
FantasticMrFox has sent you a file.
FMF: Does it arouse you to get gangbanged by me and my men? All you had to do was simply ask. I know they would be very open to it.
DSMB: WHERE IS THIS TERMINAL I'M GONNA BURN IT.
FMF: Too late. I'm clearing it and saving it all for myself.
DSMB: NO YOU DON'T. I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL CUT YOU.
DSMB: I SWEAR I WILL FIND YOU.
Logged: 2:31 PM 12/02/2281
You have sent FantasticMrFox a file.
DontShootMeBro: HA.
FantasticMrFox: How did you get this?
DSMB: Your terminal skills suck. Empty the recycle bin, asshat.
FMF: Fine, you got me. I should never have trusted a profligate machine to work right.
DSMB: So how's it going, Brahmin Inculta?
FMF: Don't call me that.
DSMB: I think it suits you. You got the pushing shit with your face right.
FMF: That short story is highly inaccurate. I can actually dance.
DSMB: Oh really?
FMF: Would you like to tango with me sometime?
DSMB: Ohohohoho, this I gotta see.
FMF: We'll see who the real brahmin is, my dear.
DSMB: Whatevs, Brahmin Inculta.
FMF: That's so immature.
DSMB: You know what's immature?
You have sent FantasticMrFox a file.
DSMB: YOU. FISTO. EXPLAIN.
FMF: I should have sliced that terminal when I had the chance.
DSMB: How did it feel to make sweet fluffy love to a sexbot? Was it magical? Did you cry? Did you cuddle? Did you realize that your strictly sexual relationship was actually something more?
FMF: Don't push it, woman.
DSMB: You know what? I think I could write one of these myself.
FMF: I really will kill you.
DSMB: OH ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHO WOULD LOVE THIS?
You have sent GannonFodder a file.
Logged: 2:50 PM 12/02/2281
GannonFodder: What's this?
DontShootMeBro: READ IT.
GF: I'm kinda busy right now. Can we talk later?
DSMB: NO. NOW.
GF: I didn't let you and Veronica make this account for me so you can bug me at work, right?
DSMB: NAO.
GF: Fine. I suppose anything's more exciting than picking at broc flowers.
GF: And I still can't believe you guys chose this name.
DSMB: It was either that or GannonBalls.
DSMB: Well?
GF: Did you write this?
DSMB: Would you believe me if I said no?
GF: So who did?
DSMB: Who cares? It's awesome.
GF: Let's think about this. You can't be the only one who's seen this.
DSMB: I guess there was some weird shit about me too. Wouldn't want that going out.
GF: Oh? Such as?
DSMB: Me and Marcus. Gross!
GF: Wow. Some people…
DSMB: This other one has Pacer giving me a terrible fuck. As if I'd ever sleep with him.
GF: Is there anything on me?
DSMB: Lol seriously?
GF: If there are any misconceptions about me, I wanna know.
You have sent GannonFodder a file.
GF: What!? Me and Boone?
DSMB: I think I kinda ship you two now, is that bad?
Logged: 11:05 PM 12/06/2281
FantasticMrFox has sent you a file.
FantasticMrFox: What do you think?
DontShootMeBro: …wow. That was sweet.
FMF: That was us.
DSMB: Yeah.
FMF: So.
FMF: What did you think?
DSMB: Well… It was pretty dramatic, but I guess I could see it happening.
FMF: You could see us being in love?
DSMB: Yeah, sure. If we were both completely messed up, I think we could fall for each other.
DSMB: I guess I am a little screwed in the head.
FMF: I must admit, it made me look at you differently.
DSMB: Oh?
FMF: I haven't stopped thinking about you.
DSMB: I didn't pin you as a hopeless romantic, Mr. Fox.
FMF: Anything to take my mind off my work.
DSMB: I did think you were pretty cute.
FMF: So about that dance at the Aces…
DSMB: I'd love to. See you Wednesday?
FMF: I can't wait.
End logs.