This fic needed to be done. it just needed to be.

Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke, and Kakashi had been on a mission. I don't know what the mission was. Don't ask me. But apparently it was a really long one, and it was lasting a few days. Currently, it was night and all four of the ninjas were sleeping.

Except for the one that wasn't actually sleeping and was only mimicking sleep. Sakura.

She was trying to get to sleep. She knew that she would need that energy int the morning, but she was wide awake. She laid there for a little while and then decided to give up. Sakura turned her head to the sky and began to entertain herself by counting the stars.

It didn't go to well. She continuosly lost count and counted stars twice many times. Eventually, she gave up on the as well, and her eyes drifted to her fellow nin's. Naruto...sasuke...Kakashi...

And then, it hit her.

This was the ideal time! This was the only time when she could both see Kakashi-sensei's face AND get a peek at 'Icha Icha'. And anyways, how could one little peek at his face hurt? Just one little peek...

Sakura slowly crept over to the motionless figure of her sensei. Well, to tell the truth, he wasn't exactly motionless. I mean, breathing DOES count as motion right? oh, i'm getting off topic. GODDAMNIT! MY RIGHT SHOULDER HURTS AGAIN!

Sakuras hands slowly reached at her senseis book. She picked it up ever so quietly, and began to open it.

She read a few sentances.

And then she felt like barfing. Icha Icha was even worse than she had imagined.

Sakura shook the horrible images of Icha Icha out of her head and turned to her senseis face.

Well, more like lack of face. Wait...no...um...well, the point is that she turned to kakashi.

Sakura's hands crept up to his face and began to slowly pull his mask down. She was expecting to see the most handsome amazingly good-looking face that she ever saw in her entire life. My right shoulder still hurts.

Sakura did not get what she wanted. Kakashi had woken up just as she began to pull it down. Kakashi jumped to his feet and pointed an accusing finger at her.

"A-HA! CAUGHT YOU! I KNEW IT! I knew that I couldn't keep this mask on forever! Damn those kids! Damn them! These are MY lucky charms!!! MINE!" screamed kakashi. Strangly enough, Naruto and Sasuke did not hear him. Maybe it was because they had been dragged off by crazy natives.

Sakura backed away from him.

"K..Kakashi sensei...?" she mumbled. Kakashi smirked underneath his mask.

"Well, my darling cheery-blossom, if you want to see my face THAT badly...THEN FINE! TAKE A GOOD LOOK!!!" screamed Kakashi, and he pulled his mask down.

What sakura saw, was not what she was expecting.

Sakura saw thgat kakashi sensei was anything BUT normal. For example, HIS TEETH WERE POINTED!!!! and HE HAD SCALES!!! and HA HAD A FORKED TONGUE!!! and yeah.

Sakura gasped. And, for once in her life, she was speechless. Kakashi smirked.

"Oh course, THIS ISN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU IS IT?!?!?! HOW ABOUT THIS THEN?!?!?" shouted kakashi, and at one, he grew a tail, sprouted wings, and basically turned into some kind of demon-dragon-sensei-thing.

"YES SAKURA! IT'S TRUE! I AM THE ONE THAT THEY CALL BILL CILNTON! ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO SOY?! ANSWER THE QUESTION GODDAMNIT!" he screamed. Sakura's eyes widened. what was going on?!

Tears began to pour down her cheeks. She didn't know what to do. what had happened to Kakashi snesei?!

Kakashi licked his demonic lips.

"I want to eat you." he said.

He ate her.

It needed to be done. It just needed to be.