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Pucks P.O.V

I woke up confused. Instead of in my room, on my grass, I was blind folded, handcuffed and tied on to a chair. A hard chair. This is no way to treat royalty!

"Who in the name of the Trickster King tied me to this chair!" I yelled out, the nerve of them. I heard the footsteps of a light person, probably a girl come closer. I swear if Moth kidnapped me again I would have her hung. Then suddenly the blindfold is ripped off, and I am blinded. When my royal eyes adjusted, I am shown my kidnapper, it was Marshmallow!

"Marshmallow, you scared the poop out of me! What the heck do you want?" I shouted at her. She better have something very important to tell me, otherwise I'm making s'mores.

"I'm sure you've noticed Sabrina's been particularly happy the past few days correct?" Daphne questioned. Wait, so she tied me up to talk about Sabrina's happiness?

"Yeah, so?" Now that I think about it she did seem pretty anti-Grimm lately. Not that I think about her often. I don't okay! Not the way her golden hair brightens the night, or the way her slender body can be seen straight through her tight shirts and skinny jeans... WAIT... I WAS NOT JUST THINKING THAT, I SWEAR. IT WASN'T ME!

"Puck, focus! I'm giving you valuable info here. So anyway, 'Brina is really happy because she dating this guy named Bradley at school, and they like kiss and talk about feelings and stuff. Once I saw her ditch English to sneak off with him!" Daphne said.

"She's what?!" I am literally seeing red right now. How dare she date someone. I bet this Bradley guy isn't even hot. He's probably a nerd that sits around all day reading books! God I hate him already!

"Dating Someone!" Daphne replied answering my question," And that's why I tied you up and brought you down in the basement so I can get you to go to school with us and beat up Bradley for me, so you and Sabrina can live happily ever after!" Daphne said in one breath, before she started breathing really loud. So Daphne wants me to go to school huh, well I have something to say to that.

"Listen here Marshmallow, there are two things I don't do: school, and happily ever afters. No way am I giving up my reputation to go beat up that stupid Bradley guy, even if I hate him. " So what if he's dating my Sabrina, I mean my Grimm, I mean GRIMM, just GRIMM.

"Please, please, please, please, pleeeeaaaaassssseeee!" Daphne begged, " They are totally not cooliscious together, and if you don't stop them now, they're going to grow up, get married, and have little Bradley - Brina babies." She wailed, and suddenly I am teleported to a world where Sabrina and that noob do get hitched.

There's Sabrina in the kitchen of a two story home cooking Bradley dinner before he gets home from work. Then the beast (Bradley) shows up and sweeps Sabrina off her feet while kissing her full on the lips. Then they leave the dinner on the table and scurry up the stairs, all the while still making out.

"... so you got to. Please?" Daphne was still jabbering away while my hands were clenched in fists of rage.

" You know what Daphne? You got yourself a deal." I was going to make Bradley's life death. I grinned evilly at Daphne, this was going to be fun.