You asked for an all-star but instead you got me
113 pounds and five foot three
You asked for a point guard and got a center snare
But you're never gonna know because you're never gonna be there
I worked hard and did my best, just trying to get you impressed
But did you ever care, heck no, you weren't there to see the half time show
You asked for an all-star but you're stuck with me
I'm a band geek and that's all you can see