Prepare for stupid titles and crappy writing. Hopefully not grammar mistakes and spelling errors, just bland and crappy writing. My skills are gone.
And now that I said this, I do not own the Jet Set Radio/Jet Set Radio Future kids, nor anything else related to the games. Sega and a bunch of other people do. But damn, if I could ever make a comic book from this shit I sure would (oh, and for the record, I'm hoping to become a comic book artist...that would be the shiznit.)
Er, if you review...please do not flame. If you could, so kindly point out errors (like, grammar and spelling mistakes) that would be nice. I promise to...fix it. Yes. Fixing would be good.
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"The Sheriff of Tokyo"
Chapter 1: 'Cornier Than Thou'
by dustedbunnies (the world's worst writer, :P )
"Aw man, I woke up late again!" Corn held his head as he grinded up the staircase rail to the top level of the Garage and skated forward, towards the robot in the centre of the floor. The GG's hang out was deserted, save for Corn and the robot, Roboy. Nights of worrying about other GG members and the stress of being the leader of the GGs was starting to take a toll on poor Corn. He wasn't getting much sleep lately. The GGs, however, were blind to this. No one noticed the big bags under his eyes since he always hid them under his hat. And his crankiness? Soda always told everyone that he figured it was from Corn's...lack of "a love life."
"Where is everyone, Roboy?" Corn mumbled.
"Hah, they aren't here! 'Cept for you and Yoyo, I think. Never saw that boy leave."
'Oh God,' Corn thought. 'Do I have to babysit THAT kid?' Not that Yoyo wasn't old enough to take care of himself, but he was quite a handful. Yoyo was a liar, a pervert, and a prankster. Not that he wasn't a good kid or that he wasn't a good addition to the GGs, but...
He had problems. Big problems. Yoyo could get very annoying because of that.
Corn skated away from Roboy to the red couch that lay towards the back of the top level. That was HIS couch. He sat down and rested his elbows on his knees and barried his head in his hands. The GG's infamous leader felt miserable. He was alone. Well, maybe Yoyo was around but Corn hoped not. Not that kid...
"YOOOO!!!!" The shrill voice lingered in the air. Corn's head popped out of his hands.
"Oh hell no! Not right now..." Corn muttered.
Yoyo grinded up the rail to the top level of the Garage.
"What the hell are you wearin', Yo!?" Corn demanded. Yoyo was decked out in one of those old Western sheriff outfits, complete with the cowboy hat and and sheriff badge.
"Come on, Corn! I wanna show you somethin', yo!" Yoyo said, motioning Corn to follow him down the stairs. Corn, reluctanly, followed. "I found somethin' cool, yo!"
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After dragging Corn underground and into the secret lair of the GGs under the main Garage, Yoyo showed Corn a closet.
"I was 'ere all night, yo, digging through all of this junk," Yoyo began. "It was fun, too. Found lots of stuff." Yoyo opened the door and turned on the light and began to show Corn the way to his find, through a maze of boxes and scattered junk.
"Dis is it!" Yoyo yelled as he and Corn approached a box and that had recently been torn into. "It's da coolest!"
Yoyo and Corn kneeled down next to the ripped up box and dug into it contents. The two GGs pulled out clothing, makeup supplies, masks, and other costumes.
"It's just costumes. What's so great about that?" Corn asked dejectedly.
"It's fun to dress up!" Yoyo squeeled. "Come on! Find something to wear, yo! We can go find the others and BOOM! Make 'um pay for leavin' us here while dey have fun, yo! Heh, I be like, 'You can't mess with the Sheriff of Tokyo and BAM!"
Corn took off his hat and replaced it with another. "Who you sayin' is the Sheriff of Tokyo?"
"ME!!!!" squeeled Yoyo. Corn bopped Yoyo on the head.
"'Nah, I reckon you the Deputy of Tokyo. I'm the one runnin' this show. I'm the Sheriff of Tokyo!" Corn tipped his cowboy hat. Yoyo's eyes lit up. "And you bet 'ya those dirty, rotten outlaws are gonna pay for this one!"
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Ah man, can this get any worse? I bet you it can! Next time, Sheriff Corn roams the streets of the Shibuya Terminal looking for "those dirty, rotten outlaws!" and he and his partner, Deputy Yoyo, run into the Rokkaku police.
"This here is my town! I reckon you gonna respect that!"