Clubbing?

"Aw, it was such a nice day today" Kakashi said as he pulled out his old copy of 'Ichi Ichi Paradise' and started reading but just as he was about to get to his favorite part, Might guy then slapped him hard on the back almost making him drop his book

"Kakashi! I see your not busy! how about me and you on a night in the town?" Guy said as he grinned down at Kakashi

Kakshi then exhaled loudly as he started to think to himself

Humm...let me see, if I just ignore him he'll probably just keep bothering me.

"Well I guess I have no choice in the matter, where will we be going?" Kakashi said as he put 'Ichi Ichi Paradise' back into his pocket and turned to face Guy as he grinned up at him

"Here I'll take you to one of my favorite places" Guy said as he gave Kakashi a quick thumbs up "Hope you can keep up Kakashi!"

Kakashi then ran his hand through his hair and adjusted his headband as he raced on following in Guy's foot steps.

"Well Kakashi wadda think'?" Guy said as he dragged Kakashi into a dark club that was lite up brightly and smelled highly of sweat, perfume, and hormones.

All of a sudden a group of manly anything but attractive women ran up to Guy and grabbed at him fiercely

"Oh Guy! you've finally returned! it feels like it's been forever! The all screamed as they groped him

"Ooo and whos your good looking friend?" One of the girls said as she grabbed onto to Kakashi making him gag as he swiftly undid her arms

"Oh thats my dear friend Kakashi! Girls I'd appreciate if you showed him a good time" Guy said as he winked at Kakashi "Come on ladies to the dance floor!"

Suddenly the women turned to look at Kakashi, like starving dogs would look at a bloody piece of meat.

Kakahi then shot Guy a poisonous glare before turning to face the horde of women in front on him.

"Ooo The copy-cat ninja. Your just as hot as the rumors say!" The strange scarecrow like women said, her dark eyeliner making it look like she was wearing some kind of face mask.

"Thank you, but really I didn't come in here to dance or anything." Kakashi said trying not to anger the mob of women

"Oh come on! Guy never brings his hot friends!" Another girl yelled the rest agreeing

No kidding... Kakashi thought to himself as he slowly started backing away as the women started fighting among themselves

All of a sudden Kakashi then found himself being dragged onto the dance floor caught in the iron grasp of one of Guy's "ladies". who now once Kakashi got a better look, looked a lot like a man.

"Your mine!" She said to Kakashi as she started to push herself up against Kakashi as he then desperately tried to think of something-anything to get this 'woman' off him

Never again. Never again will I let Guy take me anywhere! Kakashi thought to himself as he could no longer keep silent

"Uh! excuse me this is very nice in all but I-uh-I go to go to the bathroom!" He said as he quickly bolting through the crowd

"I'll wait for you Kakashi!" The manly woman yelled, Kakashi cringing as he bolted out of the club.

Well that was not pleasant. Kakashi said as he started Taking deep breaths of the cold outside air.

Ah well, Nothing like getting back to the basics! Kakashi said to himself, happy for his quick thinking before that "Woman" got anymore ideas.

He then laughed at the thought of that as he reached into his back pocket and pulled out 'Ichi Ichi Paradise' and started reading where he left off.