Logan Bruno is so hot, attractive, and sexy. He's the perfect image with his blonde, wavy hair, glistening brown eyes, tan skin, his chiseled chest, and Southern drawl. He's smart and a jock. Only two cons: he - ugh - babysits, and he's Mary Anne Spier's boyfriend. If it wasn't for Mary Anne, I'd be his girlfriend.

That's why I hated Mary Anne and her stuck up, snobby friends a.k.a. the BSC.

Then Logan and Mary Anne broke up for real. Victory! He's mine! Unfortunately, he fell in love with Dorraine Wallingford. Ugh. The little bitch.

Now I hate Dorraine. I'm going to steal Logan from her.

Mission: It's my man, Dorraine, not yours! will be completed successfully.