Disclaimer: I do not own House, M.D. Fox does. I wish I owned it…and I will someday!! Hey, I can dream, can't I?

Okay, guys. I'm stuck with my other story, Happy Birthday, Wombat Boy…I am asking a friend how to post new chapters because I am too stupid to do it on my own. So while I'm waiting for her to answer me, I am writing a new story. I came up with this idea in the shower, too. What is it with my ideas and the shower? To me, I guess burning my skin off with scalding hot water is inspirational…anyway, hope you enjoy!!

What I Think of Gregory House Chapter 1: Wilson

What do I think of Gregory House? Well, he's definitely an arrogant jerk. He thinks he's God, sometimes, and always acts like he's above the rules. But he's also a good friend. Now, if anybody heard me saying that, they would boo me out of Princeton. But he is a good friend. He can keep important secrets (well, most of the time) and is always up for a drink and some cards.

Deep down (DEEP DEEP down), he has a good heart. He may mock his patients, but you can tell by the way he looks at them, especially the children. He does care about them, or at least a little.

He also cares about his employees. He may treat them like shit sometimes, but he does care for his ducklings, as he calls them. He makes up names for them; for example, Chase is his Wombat. But he always keeps an eye out for them, no matter how much he seems to hate them.

He is always testing our friendship. It can get really annoying. He'll play games, like seeing how much money I will loan him. But he's a good friend. Yes, he's done things like steal my prescription pad, write himself prescriptions for Vicodin, get in trouble with the police, get me in trouble with the police…but he's a good guy. I hope everyone realizes that.

A/N Hope this is okay, it's one of my first stories, but constructive criticism is welcomed, though if it's a flame, I will ignore you. That said, I would love it if you reviewed!