Hi, this my first Groove Adventure Rave fic, I hope you enjoy.
Disclaimer: I do not own Groove Adventure Rave, Pokemon or celebrities mentioned in this fic
The Very Very Late Show with Haru Glory
Chapter 1: Tough Crowd
"Do you think the mystery host is my true love, Sesshomaru-sama?" Shessy fangirl #1,009,071 asked. "I hope so," answered her friend, Shessy fangirl #1,009,072
"Tsk tsk tsk...Fools" insulted Kurama fangirl #29,183,567 "Kurama's gonna be the host"
"You're just as foolish," shouted Vash fangirl #4,993,000,"because the one and only Vash the Stampede is gonna host this lame excuse for a fic err...I mean show."
The announcer was soon heard over the sound system. "Tonight live from Anime Studios, it's the Very Very Late Show, with your host Haru Glory!"
Haru appears from backstage and waves to the audience
...Silence...
"And his co-host Elie!"
...More Silence...
"Hi everyone, welcome to the first airing of our show." greeted Haru.
"Where's my Fluffy-sama?!"
"Where's my Kurama?!"
"Where's my Vash?!"
The audience members were outraged by the outcome. Haru sighed, contemplating on what to do with the angry, rabid fangirls, why is he going through this and why was the authoress torturing him in the first place?
"Hiya ya ya ya ya ya!"
Elie donned her battle cry as she shot at the rioting audience with her tonfa blasters. Haru watched in horror as Elie blindly shot everything but the audience.
"ELIE, STOP!"
Putting away her tonfa blasters away, she looks around and found the studio redecorated with bullet holes. "Oops, I'll sit down now"
"Yeah, you do that," responded Haru.
Haru thought it would be to start all over again, starting by introducing himself. "I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm your host Haru Glory."
"Boooo" cried an audience member.
The audience began to annoy Haru. "That is my co-host Elie, and over there is our band Musica and the Carrot nose dogs, with Musica on guitar and my dog Plue on the conga drums."
"Boo, you suck!" ranted another audience member.
"Maybe I should tell a joke, other hosts on late night shows do." Haru thought.
"So a youkai, a human, and a giant robot are at a bar..."
"You suck" screamed Vash fangirl #4,993,000 and threw a can of okra at Haru's head, knocking him out cold.
"Yay!" the audience cheered.
Elie, enraged, successfully shoots the okra can thrower, causing the audience to fear for their lives.
"Now I will continue with the show, hmm... let's see," Elie reads the teleprompter, "Tonight we have the Pokemon Advance cast." "Great I'm dead." Elie thought.
"WTF!" shouted outraged audience members.
Musica slapped his forehead, wishing he wasn't there.
Elie took out her tonfa blasters and aimed at the soon-to-be rampaging audience.
"CALM DOWN, let's go to a commercial."
"Are you suffering from anxiety?"
"Are you an anti-social outcast?"
"Do you just want to be loved?"
"If you answered yes to any of these questions then you need Cerbalax. Cerbalax will help you find life meaningful again."
"Side effects include... neckpainssneezingsevereheadacheslostofsanitybadteethstomachulcersnosebleedsa ndpossiblelackofsleep."
"Do not use if pregnantdrunkhighunder12over40usingbirthcontrolrogainorviagra."
"Consult a doctor to see if Cebalax is right for you."
The show resumes and the camera zoom in on Elie sitting behind a desk. "Welcome back I'm Elie, I will be hosting tonight because Haru is backstage with the paramedics."
"Whoo hoo! Yeah!" the audience shouted in approval.
Elie takes out her tonfa blasters
...Silence...
Elie sighed contentedly "That's much better, now it's time for our guests Ash, May, Max, and Brock from Pokemon."
The band is playing a jazzed up version of the Pokemon advanced opening song. Ash (with Pikachu on his shoulder of course), Brock, Max and May cautiously come from and take a seat.
The cruel audience began to throw canned fruit and vegetables at the poor, frail Pokemon crew. "Your show sucks, go back to Kids' WB!"
Brock was on his knees crying, "The females have betrayed me."
Ash was fed up with being hit by cans, "Pikachu, Thunder Bolt attack!"
"PIKACHUUUU" the yellow rodent screamed as he zapped the audience to the state of unconsciousness.
...Silence...
Elie smiled with relief, "Well, let's get on with the show." Elie reads the card in her hand. "Now Ash how old are you really?"
"Well..." Ash takes a while to think," I guess I'm still ten."
"You guess?" Elie became annoyed, especially when she notice Brock holding her hand.
"My beautiful Elie let us ride into the sunset of love together."
"How about...No." She said snatching her hand back.
May shook her head in pity. "He can be such an embarrassment."
"Tell me about it." Ash said lowering his head in shame.
"How about another commercial break." Elie suggested, desperately trying to push Brock away.
"It's here, the new Kid Tunes CD. "Kids singing popular songs from different genres such as rap..."
[Roses] (a/n: by Outkast)
Kids: (sings) I know you like to think your s don't stink, but lean a little bit closer, you see roses really smell like poo ooo ooo ooo...
"Rock..."
[Voices] (a/n: by Disturbed)
Kids: (sings) Say, are you breathing now, do the wicked see you
"And Pop"
[(I Got that) Boom Boom] (a/n: by Britney Spears)
Kids: (sings) I got that boom boom that you want, what you need all night long, hurry up before it's gone
"We also have Kid Tunes Klassics, classics songs performed by the Kid Tunes kids."
[Like a Virgin] (a/n: by Madonna)
Kids: (sings) Like a virgin, touched for the very first time
[Rape Me] (a/n: by Nirvana)
Kids: (sings) Rape me, rape me my friend
"These are songs for kids by kids. You can order Kid Tunes and Kid Tunes Klassics for the low price of $39.99, call now."
1-800-kid-tunes "Must be 18 or older to call."
The show resumes, Brock is lying on the floor lifeless and Elie is blowing the smoke off her tonfa blasters.
May is staring down at Brock, poking him with a stick she conveniently found. "Did you kill him, Elie?"
Elie nudges Brock with her foot a bit and hears a little groan. "I don't think so."
May sighs with disappointment. "Oh"
Elie and May go back to their seats to continue with the show.
"So May is it fun hanging around Ash." Elie says as she reads it off the card in her hand.
"Sure except when his ex-girlfriend, Misty is around, she's really bitchy."
"Hey! No one was supposed to know about Misty and me!" Ash blurted out.
"Oops." May simply replied
Elie looks at her watch and is pleased that the show is ending. "Wow look, we're out of time."
"But I didn't get to say anything." cried Max.
"Sorry, too bad," Elie replied quickly. "Be sure to watch tomorrow night, with our special guest Trunks from Dragonball GT."
After the name, "Trunks" was said a group of fangirls miraculously awakens from their comatose state. "Trunks?! Where?!" The fangirls turn their heads trying to find him.
"Uh, he'll be here tomorrow."
"Yay!" The fangirls cheered.
Elie turns to the camera and waves goodbye. "Well that's our show, goodnight."
The cameras stop taping; Elie, Musica, and Plue go backstage, where a now conscious Haru, who was currently rubbing his head, greeted them.
"How did it go?"
Musica looked at his friend thinking, "Does he really have to ask?" but simply replied "Terrible."
"I hope it's better tomorrow." Elie added. Haru had the most dreadful expression on his face. "THEY WANT US TO DO ANOTHER SHOW!"
Elie laughs nervously and prepares for the worst. "Um...yes"
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