AN: This is just a fun little oneshot, it's not the best in the world but it's just meant to throw a bit of humor into everyone's lives. It's Rose, Lorcan and Lysander friendship. It's pretty much just a bunch of little notes passed between them during classes over the course of a day. I may add more to it later, not sure. Hope you enjoy.
IMPORTANT:
LYSANDER; REGULAR
LORCAN; BOLD
ROSE; ITALICS
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Muggle Studies
I despise this class with everything in me. Did you know that?
Lysander? Why are you passing me notes? Pay attention to the class, you ignorant git, and maybe you wouldn't have such horrid marks.
Why should I pay attention? This is Muggle Studies. If I need to know about how muggles spend their time, I'll go ask your mum all about it. Honestly, it is completely pointless to make magical children take this class.
The class is meant to help us better understand how muggles live, Lysander. It is not pointless. You are pointless.
Rosie, that stings. You have caused me actual physical pain with that comment. I happen to know that you adore me.
No, Lily adores you. I simply tolerate the fact that you're a part of my life now in order to make my cousin happy.
...We've been friends since we were born, Rose. It's not as if I'm someone new who just appeared in your life because they're dating your cousin. I am not Thomas Zabini.
I would prefer him at the moment.
Alright, hold on then, let's see. "Hello, Weasley. You look stunning in that robe. A Ravenclaw, are you? What's say we go behind the greenhouses and shag because you know I'm completely irresistible." There, how was that? Spot on, wouldn't you say?
I do not even know how to respond to that.
Again, you know you love me.
Again, no response.
I do believe that just proves that you love me.
...
Rose?
Rosie Posie?
Alright, fine. I'll take bloody notes. Know-it-all.
Potions
Hi Rose!
Did Lysander put you up to passing me this note?
...I am Lysander.
Lorcan, do not try to fool me today. Your idiot twin has already gotten on my nerves far too much today.
How do you know I'm Lorcan?
Because you're not being an idiot and you have that tiny scar above your eye from when we were five and Roxanne just about threw you into a wall.
Bloody hell, how do you remember these things?
I'm Rose. It's who I am. Now, if you wouldn't mind adding the next thing on the instructions, we might actually finish in time.
You're Rose and that's who you are?
Yes. Do you know any of my other cousins who can remember things the way I do? It's one of the traits that is unique to me and only me.
Alright. Listen, I was wondering if I could ask you a question?
You just did.
Don't act like an arse.
Alright, go ahead, then.
Do you think Lucy would go on a date with me?
Don
Do I think...you fancy my cousin? You fancy Lucy? You, quiet, innocent little Lorcan, fancies loud, out of control Lucy Weasley? Bloody hell, do you know what you're getting yourself into?
Will she?
Yes, yes she would.
Fantastic! Thank you for the help.
Anytime, Scamander, now back to work or I'll make another scar much larger then the one you have.
Understood.
Defense Against The Dark Arts
Rose.
Leave me alone.
Rosie!
Call me that again and I'll hex you.
Rosie Posie!
Lysander Layton Scamander, shut up.
Never speak my middle name again, Rose Elizabeth Weasley.
At least my name is normal.
I'm telling my mum you said that.
No! You know I love your mum! She just named her children some odd things, is all.
Teddy's named after a bloody stuffed animal! Then there's Hugo!
What is wrong with Hugo's name?
It's Hugo.
...Alright, I can see your point. But look at you and your brother. Lysander Layton and Lorcan...well, I'm not actually sure what Lorcan's middle name is.
If I tell you, it would be sending my brother to Azkaban. Because he will use every unforgivable curse on me.
Oh, it can't be that bad.
Lorcan Sebastian.
You're joking!
Rose, do not make fun of him for it!
Alright.
I'm serious!
Rose!
Do not do it!
Bloody hell!
Divination
Lorcan Sebastian Scamander. That is priceless.
I'm going to murder my twin while he sleeps.
Lorcan, don't be upset. Honestly, it's not so bad.
Your middle name is Elizabeth! Your mum and dad are normal enough to know that you don't want to be named Lorcan Sebastian! Merlin, it's like they had a bit too much firewhiskey the day we were born!
Lorcan, I'm sorry. I honestly didn't think it would upset you that much.
Just remind me to kill Lysander later and I won't be upset with you.
Deal.
Care Of Magical Creatures
Fantastic haircut.
Lorcan shaved half of my head while I was asleep! Look at him over there, laughing. I should hex him right now.
Hagrid might be a bit upset with you.
Lorcan is just lucky I respect Hagrid.
That and the fact that your aim is horrid and you would probably hit that innocent person standing next to him.
Shut up.
Well, no need to be so mean about it.
This is your fault! I told you to leave it alone, and you just couldn't keep your mouth shut!
I apologize.
Lysander, honestly.
Don't be upset with me, please?
I thought you just tolerated my presence to make Lily happy?
That was ages ago!
It was this morning.
I've changed.
Since this morning?
Yes.
Hagrid is looking directly at us. Do you think he knows we're passing notes?
Yes, I do believe he does. Thanks, Lysander. I've been caught now.
Shut up.
So rude.
Shut up.
Alright, he's yelled at us, we should stop now.
Then stop passing me the bloody note!
Right, I should stop.
Thank you.
Start again tomorrow?
...
Lysander?
Weren't you against this whole note passing idea to begin with?
Start again tomorrow?
...Of course.