Chapter 1 - The new girl
Cartman, Stan and Kyle were all talking in the hall way grabbing their books and waiting for school to start. Kenny walked up to them an waved. "Hey Kenny how come you weren't at the bus stop this morning?" Kyle asked curiously. Kenny was about to answer when Cartman suddenly said, " OMG, who the fuck is that new girl! She looks like a retarded bitch!" Everyone one looked at the girl standing in the hall way, she looked really lost. She had light brown hair in long pigtails that reached her chest, she wore a purple hoodie and red combat trousers to match her red hat that sat on one side of her head and had a purple flower attached to. She had a few freckles that sprinkled her nose and her eyes were a dark sea blue. " mmm ymm mmt mmm" said Kenny crossly and then punched him. " Dude, I didn't know your cousin lived around here" said Stan who was about to start speaking again when... "KENNY!" The new girl came running over to them with a worried expression on her face. "You can not do that Kenny this poor boy might be ill from how fat he is," she explained gestured to Cartman. Stan was sniggering and Kyle was gauping at Kenny's cousin while Kenny was starring at his shoes and Cartman was about to blow a fuse. " I AM NOT FAT!" screamed Cartman. " Its okay to be embarrassed, " she said tapping Cartman on the shoulder, " now Kenny are you going to introduce me to your friends or are you just going to stand their, oh no never mind I can never understand you with that damn hoody on, really your just as bad as your drunk dad" Kenny looked back down at his shoes, he wish he'd die right now to save himself from embarrassment. " umm so do ya mind telling me ya names?" she said. "Sure, my names Stan Marsh, this is Eric Cartman and that's Kyle Brofloski" Stan said happily. " Hi, My name is Kelly." she replied. -BELL RINGS- "oh my, I'm gonna be late for my first class, come on Kenny!" Kelly grabbed his arm and dragged him down the hall. " Well she was nice, don't you think Cartman?" Stan said starting to laugh. " No! she's not nice, she's a fucking bitch!" screamed Cartman storming down the corridor. "What do you think Kyle? Kyle?!" Shouted Stan right in Kyle's ear. " HUH! WHAT? Hay what the hell dude?" Asked Kyle angrily after snapping out of his strange trance. " I was just...oh never mind!" said a frustrated Stan and they both walked to class.
In the classroom
Kyle and Stan burst in through the door to their first class. Everyone turned to stare at them and they awkwardly walked to their seats. " Okay class, this is Kelly and she is visiting and will be staying here for a month or two which means I just want you to treat her just like one of the class" said Mr garrison. Kelly took the spare seat next to Kyle and once again Kyle started to stare in amazement not paying attention to anything around him. "What do you think the answer is Kyle?" said Mr garrison. "huh, what errr..." Kyle said at the sudden mention of his name. "1958" whispered Kelly next to him. Kyle gave her a strange look. "The answer, 1958." repeated Kelly. Kyle nodded and said 1958 however mr garrison had caught the hole thing. "Yes Kyle, that is the right answer however you will receive a detention for not paying attention and you Kelly will be getting a detention for helping him. Both Kyle and Kelly at the same time put head in their hands before slamming their fists on the table. This was all at the same time like they were combined to do the same as the other. At the the end of the lesson Kelly and Kyle sat in silence writing lines on what they should or shouldn't do in the classroom. Once both were done they had to hurry as lunch was nearly over and they still needed to eat.
Cafeteria
Once they had reached the cafeteria there was only one serving left. "It's cause Cartman had two servings" Craig said as he walked past not even looking at I them. "That fat son of a bitch!" said Kyle crossly. "Hay why don't we share?" asked Kelly not looking into Kyle's big, deep, emerald green, cute eyes so she didn't get distracted. "Sure, why not." replied Kyle smiling and thinking the exact same thing. Kelly went and sat down next to a free space with Kenny, Stan and Cartman who had nearly finished. "What the hell Cartman, you fatass!" said Kyle as he came and sat down with the food. "Hay, I was hungry!" Kyle just sat down shaking his head ignoring Cartman. As they started to eat Clyde came over to the table, quickly checking his reflection in a spoon. " So new girl, Kelly is it?" he said pulling up a chair and placing at the end next to Kelly. He took Kyle's drink and took a sip. "Hay!" Kyle cried. Clyde just ignored him. "So, Kel how would you like to go out with the cutest guy in the grade and whose dad owns the local shoe store." he said all cool and calm. At that moment Kenny started heating up, Kelly may of been his cousin but he was still very protective. "Well I'm not that excited about the shoe part," she said looking not all that interested in Clyde's offer. Clyde's eyes widened, he was sure that she was gonna say no, all girls were interested in the shoes. While Kyle had massive grin on his face, he was like Clyde sure she was gonna say no except Kyle was glad about it. "But, I guess so." She replied. Kyle's grin disappeared. An Clyde just smiled smoothly, he grabbed Kelly's chin and pressed his lips to hers. Kyle couldn't take it anymore he ran out the cafeteria not looking back. Kenny was going to blow a fuse any minute now and if Stan and Eric weren't holding him back he would of strangled Clyde to death. The hole cafeteria was staring, Clyde broke the kiss. "Wow! I didn't know that was so great." cried Kelly who took Clyde's hand and they both walked out the cafeteria talking. "Guys, guys guess what?" Butters came running over to the table "the new girls going out with Clyde!" He said panting. "Shut up butters don't you think we know that already!" cried Stan who was trying to hold Kenny down.
Starks pond
Kyle was sitting on the bank of the pond, thinking. Ever since Clyde had asked Kelly out a month ago he had been extremely depressed. He looked at his reflection in the pond wandering what was wrong with him. "Ahh get off, get off!" Kyle jumped up at the cry. "Ahhh fuck off! Clyde!" Kyle rushed over to where the screams were coming from. There infront of him was Clyde sitting ontop of Kelly, leaning over and trying to violently kiss her. "Kyle!" shouted Kelly sounding relieved to see him. Kyle stormed over to them and pushed Clyde off of her, he then kicked him where it hurts and punched him the face making him stumble over. Kyle helped Kelly onto her feet and looked into the amazing sea blue orbs that were gazing into his. "Thanks but I could've handled him" she told him, neither her or Kyle were concentrating. "You're welcome" replied Kyle who leaned in for a kiss. Kelly was worried at first but stopped when Kyle's lips touched hers sending a spark down each of their spines. Kelly deepened the kiss and they both melted into each other. They broke the kiss and gazed back into each other's eyes. "That was amazing," whispered Kelly not talking straight. " You got that right." Replied Kyle, they kissed once more before walking home, leaving Clyde clutching his balls.