Suicidal Elves
By Dan1007
Chapter 1: Prefect's Bathroom Lifeguard
A/N: Here's the first chapter! Enjoy!
It was a warm spring night, and 6th year Hermione Granger was taking an evening stroll. She was replaying the past week in her head. Most of her thoughts revolved around one Ron Weasley's break up with Lavender Brown. She wasn't sure why she was Happy that Lavender broke up with Ron it's not like she liked him or anything. Who was she kidding! She known fro a while now that she was in love with Ron, like she'd ever admit it! But her thoughts were interrupted, as she walked past the Prefect's bathroom she heard the high pitch cry of Winky the House Elf. Immediately she ran in to the unlocked bathroom. She saw a splash as the elf dove into the pool. Hermione froze. Of all the Elves she could have walked in on, she walked in on the Suicidal Elf! She quickly undressed (A/N But not all the way you perverts!) And dove into the pool. Once under water, Winky was not hard to find, with her bat-like ears flopping all over the place, and Hermione Quickly she grabbed the elf and pulled her to the surface of the water. What the Hell was the elf doing? Just then the elf sputtered:
"Why did you save Winky? Winky is shamed at having no master! What would her brothers and sisters say? Oh the shame I would bring to my family if they knew?"
"But Winky," started Hermione, who was drying off Winky. "Freedom is a good! You have been brain washed into thinking freedom is bad but it isn't!"
"That's what you think, Ms. Granger, but us House Elves do not think so! Look at what happened to Dobby! He has gone wild since he was set free! Winky do not like the sound of freedom! It is shame for an elf to be freed!"
"No! That's what the masters want you to think, Winky!" said Hermione, raising her voice. "The master just want elves around so the elves have to do all the things that they are to lazy to do, Winky! Freedom is when you don't have to wait hand and foot on obnoxious people!"
"Ms. Granger is insulting Winky's master! That is very rude of you! Master Crouch was a good master to Winky! He just misunderstood…" Winky stopped talking abruptly and began banging her head on the wall
"Bad Winky, Bad Winky!" shouted Winky, but Hermione pulled Winky away from the wall.
"Winky, there is no need for you to punish your self for speaking your opinion! If people did that, they would be so covered in bruises that they couldn't see!" shouted Hermione but just then the door opened and the person said:
"What the ruddy hell is going on here!" but then Hermione realized that she was still only in her underwear!
"Shit!" she said quietly.
A/N: So that's the first chapter! Hope you enjoyed! So who is the person who walked in on Hermione and Winky? (But you probably figured that out though…) Please Review! :D