Disclaimer - If I did, Scott Summers would get his ugly butt kicked by Lance, he and Kitty would get more moments, and Tabitha would get together with Kurt.
A/N - I received so many complaints about the Lance/Jean pairing in "Shattered Dreams," that I'm writing another one-shot for Lancitty and Jean getting her butt kicked. Frankly, I don't see what's so bad about alternate pairings. As I like to say, variety is the spice of life.
He Loves You Not
He loves me, He loves you not
Kitty is daydreaming about a dream date with Lance.
He loves me, He loves me not
Then, she hears Jean's voice, chatting about her love-life.
He loves me, He loves you not
She ignores it until she hears Lance's name.
He loves you not
Jean's going after him.
Give it your best shot girl, give it all you got
At school, Lance was pounding at his locker.
Take your chance at a second-hand shot
Then, Jean slipped up seductively.
Say what you want girl, Do what you do
She began working her charms.
He's never gonna, gonna make it with you
Lance brushes her off indifferently. From across the hall, Kitty smiles.
Pulling petals off a flower trying to get your way
Now, Jean is scheming how to attract him.
Keep pulling off till it says what you want it to say
Then, she hits it.
Girl, you can pick a field full of daisies
Get him alone, then strike.
But he'd still be my baby
But Kitty was watching.
Instinctively, I know what you're thinking
She turns away, knowing it wouldn't work.
You'll be giving him an open invitation
Lance was smarter than that.
But my baby won't be taking it
He wouldn't fall into that slut's lap.
You can pout your cherry lips
Kitty's on a date with Lance.
Try to tend him with a sweet kiss
When they were just about to kiss, Jean interrupts.
You can flit your pretty eyes
She tries to get Lance away from Kitty.
He ain't got his hands tied
But she fails again.
No chains to unlock
Lance and Kitty were walking in the park.
So free to do what he wants
They pause for a romantic moment.
He's into what he's got
Blue eyes stare into brown.
He loves me, he loves you not
For a second of brief ecstasy, Kitty kisses Lance.
No matter what you do, he's never gonna be with you
But Jean shows up again.
He loves me, he loves you not
And she drags Lance away.
You're the kind of girl who's always up for do or dare
Jean has Lance all alone now.
Only want him just because he's there
Trying to coax him into abandoning Kitty.
Always looking for a new ride
Whispering lies about how much she really cares for him.
The grass is greener on the other side
Lance remains stone-faced until the end.
You're the kind of girl who's not used to hearing no
He coolly says he doesn't need a cheating bitch in his life.
All you lovers try to take you where you want to go
And he walks away. Kitty smiles from her hiding spot.
It doesn't matter how hard you try, you're never gonna get with my guy
Strike two for Jean.
No chains to unlock
Kitty was with Lance in his room.
So free to do what he wants
Finally getting her romance.
He's into what he's got
Lance kisses her again.
He loves me, he loves you not
"If only I could freeze the moment…"
No matter what you do, he's never gonna be with you
Downstairs, Jean Grey knocks on the door.
He loves me, he loves you not
She's on her final chance.
Doesn't matter what you do, he's never gonna be with you
She bullies Pietro into letting her upstairs.
Give it your all girl, give it all you got
She takes her time going up the steps.
You can take your chance as a second hand shot
The couple unaware of the devil approaching.
Say what you want, do what you do
Lance played with Kitty's hair.
He's never gonna make it with you
He won't fall prey.
You can pout your cherry lips (yeah)
Jean pauses before the door.
Try to tend him with a sweet kiss (sweet kiss)
She knocks ever so innocently.
You can flit your pretty eyes (pretty eyes)
The knocks are ignored until they become annoyed.
He ain't got his hands tied
Lance opened the door.
No chains to unlock
Jean said she could give so much more.
So free to do what he wants
How she's the better choice.
He's into what he's got
Lance calmly said he knew who he wanted.
He loves me, he loves you not
And he shut the door.
No matter what you do, he's never gonna be with you
Jean flounced away, defeated.
He loves me, he loves you not
And Kitty fell into ecstasy.
A/N - Well, I had better get good reviews… Anyway, if you can't get enough of Lancitty, go read my other fic, "You Drive Me Crazy."