I have two other stories going right now so I don't know why I'm doing this…probably because I'm a dork…anyway these will all be random one shots occurring at random times throughout Wicked (musicalverse only)…please read/review and give me ideas…

IMPORTANT: this chapter occurs at Shiz after 'Popular' and before 'I'm Not That Girl'

*Defying Gravity has logged on*

*Popular has logged on*

Popular: elphie guess wat?

Defying Gravity: wat?

Popular: fiyero and I just made out

Defying Gravity: I thought u said u guys were studying!

Popular: we were studying…chemistry

Defying Gravity: haha very funny…ur gonna fail the life science test…

Popular: don't be such a downer…

Defying Gravity: don't be such an optimist…

*Hot Prince has logged on*

Defying Gravity: (sarcastically) nice username

Hot Prince: thanks

Defying Gravity: didn't u notice the '(sarcastically)'?

Popular: hey fifi!

Defying Gravity: really galinda? fifi?

Popular: I think it's a nice nickname…

Defying Gravity: lol

Hot Prince: what were u guys talkin about b4 I got on?

Popular: …

Defying Gravity: galinda was telling me all about ur interesting study session

Popular: elphie!

Hot Prince: u told her?

Popular: maybe…

Defying Gravity: relax fiyero…it's not like im gonna tell anyone

Hot Prince: fine…

*Hot Prince has logged out*

Popular: I can't believe u told him that I told u!

Defying Gravity: I didn't know it was a secret!

Popular: well u should've known…

Defying Gravity: I've got a question 4 u…

Popular: wat?

Defying Gravity: wat else were u and fiyero studying?

Popular: ewww..elphie stop being such a perv…

Defying Gravity: lol I didn't mean it that way…now who's the perv…

Popular: elphaba thropp don't lie…u did mean it that way..

Defying Gravity: no I seriously didn't…

*I'm Not Short has logged on*

I'm Not Short: Hello Miss Galinda…

Popular: hi boq…

*Popular has logged off*

I'm Not Short: That was fast.

Defying Gravity: I'm sure she had 2 go 2 the bathroom or somethin…

I'm Not Short: Sometimes I think she's avoiding me.

Defying Gravity: im sure ur just imagining things…

I'm Not Short: I guess so.

Defying Gravity: how come ur using correct punctuation n stuff?

I'm Not Short: Why aren't you using correct punctuation?

Defying Gravity: galinda told me that only dorks use correct punctuation when they r IMing…

I'm Not Short: So you're saying I'm a dork?

Defying Gravity: maybe…

*Jeweled Shoes has logged on*

Jeweled Shoes: hi boq!

I'm Not Short: Hey Nessa.

*I'm Not Short has logged off*

Jeweled Shoes: sometimes I think he's avoiding me…

Defying Gravity: sigh…