THIS SHOE WAS MADE FOR TALKIN'
This should be sung to the tune of "These Boots Were
Made For Walkin'",
with apologies to Lee Hazlewood and Nancy Sinatra - ChrisR.
You keep sayin' that you're workin' for good
Not for evil, no, but confess
You've been meetin' who you shouldna been meetin'
And now Kaos know what we can only guess
This shoe was made for talkin'
And when I tell my tale
The Chief will come with men with guns and take you off to jail
You've been sellin' what you shoulda been savin'
Well, would you believe that you're gonna lose that bet
I've been watchin' all your misbehavin'
When the man's right he's right but you ain't been right yet
This shoe was made for talkin'
And when I tell my tale
The Chief will come with men with guns and take you off to jail
You've been spyin' where you shouldna been spyin'
And you keep thinkin' that you'll never be caught - ha!
I just got me a brand new touch tone shoe phone, yeah
And here's the lesson that you're gonna be taught
This shoe was made for talkin'
And when my tale is told
They'll sit you there in the electric chair and you will never
get old
[spoken] Are you ready, shoe? I'm talkin'.
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