Morea24 came up with most of this idea and I turned it into a fanfic. So, thanks to her! Sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes.

Disclaimer: I don't own the Inheritance Cycle or Dora the Explorer or the Three Stooges.

Eragon swung his sword and it clanged against Galbatorix's blade. A whirl of strokes and parries were exchanged until Eragon screamed, "By the power of Dora the Explorer, I command you to lay down your weapons!"

Galbatorix screamed. "Not Dora!" he dropped all his weapons and fell to his knees.

"Well," Eragon said, "that worked better than expected"—then he put on his regal face—"I will take you to Nasuada and she will condemn you to your fate."

Eragon handcuffed the wide-eyed former-king. He escorted him out of the throne room and through the lines of stunned warriors to where Nasuada stood one hand poised to poke a soldier in the eyes Three Stooges-style and the other over her open mouth.

"We need to have a meeting on how to dispose of Galbatorix." Eragon said matter-of-factly.

Nasuada slowly recovered from her shock. "Yes, I suppose we do."

The next day:

Nasuada sat at the front of the table with Eragon, Jormundur, Orrin, King Grimrr Halfpaw (in cat form), Arya, Nar Garzhvog, Angela, and Orik, Saphira's head poked through an opening in the tent.

She stood up. "I have called you here today to find a way to dispose of the hated evil former-king Galbatorix."

"What's that have to do with us?" Orik asked.

Everyone face-palmed. "You're kidding me, right?" Arya asked.

"Fine," he muttered.

"What do you guys think we should do with the idiot?" Nasuada rephrased her earlier question.

Orrin stood and said, "I object, your honor!"

Nasuada raised her hand, "Sustain."

Grimrr looked up, Why don't a couple of my subjects nibble on his bones for a while?

This time Nar Garzhvog stood, "Objection!"

"Sustain!" Nasuada shouted. "Oh, and I'm afraid that just won't do, King Halfpaw."

Jormundur thought for a second and said, "We could always make him scrub chamber pots."

Arya shot up from her seat, "Objection, your honor!"

"Sustain! Go on, Jormundur." Nasuada said.

"Well, washing chamber pots is an awful job and—"

"My client—" Arya burst in.

Nasuada grabbed a nearby gavel and smashed it down—right on Grimrr's tail.

He howled in pain and shot out of the room.

"Whoopsies," Nasuada muttered. She turned to Angela, "What do you think?"

Angela looked up from the sock she was knitting with six bone needles, "Well, we could always put him in The Meadow of Bunnies, Unicorns, and Rainbows."

Everyone but Angela, Nasuada, and Saphira jumped to their feet and screamed various forms of "Objection!"

Saphira nodded her head. Looks like we have a winner.

Um, yes, so Galbatorix will be spending the beginning of his time in The Meadow of Bunnies, Unicorns, and Rainbows. I don't really know if judges say "Sustain" but I thought they did. I need to watch more Law and Order. Please review!