A/N: ^_^ Moshi moshi! It is I, the more ....umm... INTELLIGENT.... no, that's not right.... umm... MENTALLY MATURE Midnight Trainer (who used to be KawaiiKenji)! GASP! That's right!! This songfic has no gay-bashing! Just.... um... INTERSPECIES-bashing. Yes, that's right, Interspecies- bashing. If that may be somehow objectionable to you, then don't read this crazy songfic!! THANK YOU, and sit back in your seat and enjoy the ride!!

Gary's Balls

(To the tune of Jingle Bells {AGAIN!!})

Don't eat yellow snow

Gary did that one day

I thought that he would know

But he didn't anyway

Then, after that he smashed

Into a metal pole

And because of the cold temperature

Away his balls did roll

Oh, Gary's Balls

Gary's Balls

They just rolled away

Now he can't have any kids

Unless those balls were fake

Gary's Balls

Gary's Balls

They just rolled away

Now he can't have any kids

Unless those balls were fake!

The Untitled Metapod Song

(To the tune of O Christmas Tree/ O Taunenbaum)

O Caterpie, O Caterpie

Gary lost his virginity

O Caterpie, It's very odd

He lost it to a Metapod

O Caterpie, O Caterpie

That Gary, he is scaring me



A/N: ^_^ More to come! Now, wasn't that less "controversial" than the old one? I thought so. And don't get me wrong, I like Gary, but it's like one moment I wish for him to die, and the other, I wanna kiss him. U.U+;; I know, I'm very strange. OKASHII!

-Midnight Trainer