You know all those Xiaolin Showdown owners manuals you see around here? They always seem to have a ooc slash mode. That could go so horribly wrong. Also largely inspired by Starship Titanic. Brilliant book, just brilliant. Remember those guides are there for a reason.
Jack hummed a cheerful tune as he pried the top of a large wooden crate off. It contained his new Chasebot all the way from a random magazine. He stuck a bowl of stole Lao Mang Long by the crate and Chasebot stood up, drank it and associated him with owner. Unfortunately that's when things started to go bad.
The Chasebot had been staring at Jack oddly for quite some time now, he found it strange, but not as strange as when Chasebot jumped on him.
'Chasebot what are you doing!" He exclaimed though it was perfectly obvious that he was trying to rip off Jacks goth coat as fast as he could while at the same time trying to avoid skewering Jack with his armor.
"Chasebot stop that!" Jack cried out in terror as he squirmed to avoid Chasebot's tongue. Lucky for him his ear was a small target and though Jack was throughly pinned to the ground by Chase he could still move his head. Unlucky for him the Chasebot was fairly single minded and after less then a nano second had started to undo Jack's pants.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! " Jack said because it seemed like a good idea. He frantically reached for the owners manual in Chasebot's back pocket and was rewarded both with the owners manual and Chasebot making a odd whirring/purring sound and taking off his armor and shirt.
"Trouble shooting, trouble shooting, "Jack gasped out as he tried to read and not panic when he felt his pants slide down and a ice cold hand slide up his shirt.
" Found it!" Quickly he reached around to Chasebot's neck and felt for a switch that he slide all the way down to the base of Chasebot's neck. Immediately Chasebot powered down and Jack slide out from under him.
"Note to self, lock slash mode off."
Chasebot's slash mode must have been turned on during shipping. I need to read more of this for another one for a different mode.