Ranma's Shortest Adventure Ever
Ranma Saotome stood atop the bamboo pole, one of many in the cursed springs of Jusenkyou, smug with himself. Why, you ask? It is a simple conundrum to answer. Ranma just got the better of his father, Genma Saotome. Ranma smirked with glee as he watched his martial arts teacher fall into one of the pools below.
"What's the matter Pops? Losin' your touch?"
Ranma's follow up retort was cut short as something freaky happened. Instead of his father leaping up out of the pool as expected, a panda emerged in his place. This total surprise obviously caused Ranma to drop his guard, allowing the bear to easily smack him down. Ranma himself fell into one of the pools as well.
A round Chinese man, Jousenkyou's guide, was so busy talking of how Genma turned into a panda because of the cursed spring, that he was almost struck speechless with terror as the pig-tailed martial artist fell into one of the newly created springs.
"Aiyah! Too too bad! Honored Customer fell into spring of drowned sandwich! Too too tragic tale of Jousenkyou Guide's lunch that fell in five minute ago! Now Honored Customer a sandwich! No worries though, curse only temporary! I have hot water to turn you back!"
Sure enough, the guide was able to fish out a BLT sandwich, in perfect and dry condition; as if it was never in water or on the ground. Just as the guide was going to douse the sandwich, he slipped on some mud and tumbled backwards, the hot water thermos falling on the pandafied Genma, thus turning him back. Unfortunately the martial artist instantly zoned in on the sandwich.
"Score! Sandwich!"
The bald man grabbed the sandwich and then proceeded to gobble it down, immensely
satisfied by it. The Guide looked on in horror at Genma's actions.
"Aiyah! Honored Customer just ate Honored Son!"
Genma eyes bulged out as he looked at the guide in disbelief. "You're shitting me, right?"
After getting a nod of the negative from the portly man, Genma looked down in resignation.
*sigh * "No-chan's gonna kill me. But damn that was a good sandwich."
As stated before, this is one of three stories that I wrote that has been sitting on my computer for a while. Usually me and my fellow writers would sit around and shoot the bull tossing around story ideas. If you guys sat in on these sections, you would be either horrified or laughing yourselves to death. I hope to get around to writing new stories soon, mostly because I have all these ideas in my head that need to get out. I will someday do it, that much is assured.