AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: Welcome! This years boxing matches will kick off tomorrow!
I'm reporting to you for the details of tomorrow's next match. This
league is called the, T.A.F.C.B.A.M.O.T.A.J.S.Y.KW.A.G.A.I. (Toon and film
characters boxing arena matches on Tuesdays/ and just so you know we are
good at it!) GASP! That's a long acronym. Any ways, tomorrow's match
contains The Utmost Ultralord Loving Fiend, SHEEN! This unique character is
from Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius. Sheen's unique Ultralord fighting style,
(whatever that means) provides an interesting display. The other
contestant is the Hit star from Toy Story 2, BUZZ LIGHTYEAR! His amazing
flying and laser shooting techniques will provide a challenge for anyone!
Even the Ultralord loving Sheen. Toon (he he!) in tomorrow for our live
broadcast!"
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: Welcome back! This exciting match is soon to begin! Sheen is running to the arena (Ultralord away!) To begin his fight. And Buzz is flying overhead to begin this battle. (Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!) Let's tune in. Remember, there are three rounds each round lasting three minutes."
"Buzz Lightyear to Star Command, come in Star command. A vicious "Ultralord" has proclaimed war against my "evil" ways. Engaging. Request reinforcements." "Surrender before Ultralord blasts you back to your world!" Sheen exclaims, followed by many other similar statements. DING! DING!
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: And that's the bell! They're off!"
"Ultralord away!" Sheen flies through the air, jumping on Buzz, pushing buttons. BEEP! BOOP! ZZAPP!! "Ow! Stop it! Stop abusing my equipment! Get off!" And with a heave Buzz throws Sheen off. Rebounding off those rubber things on the edge, (or whatever they are) Sheen Flies off (Ultralord away!) And tackles Buzz again. POW! Sheen is knocked off by a blow from Buzz soon followed by a laser beam. With a thud, Sheen lands and gets back up. "HA HA HA! Ultralord's super armor will repulse any laser! I've even got my own!" With glee Sheen fires. ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! But the tricky Buzz does his own flying, and with a spiraling kick he sends Sheen into the ground. With out hesitation Buzz pounds Sheen into the ground again. "Oof... You evil space alien. Self Destruct System activated!" With that Buzz jumped off, ready to brace against the explosion. It didn't come. POW! Sheen thumps Buzz aside and blasts with a laser. ZAP! "HA HA HA! Ultralord's brain power fools the alien!" "You got me once. This time you'll stay down!" Buzz knocks aside Sheen's gun and knocks Sheen to the ground. Taking a running start, Buzz jumps into the rubber rail, and flies into Sheen (To Infinity, and Beyond!) POW!
DING! DING!
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: And that ends round one with Buzz in the lead. Now the coaches are giving their boxers the pep talk. "Come on Sheen," Jimmy urged. "Ultralord would never give up. You got to go up to that space moron and show him whose boss. "You know what Jimmy? You're absolutely right. No one defeats the evil fighting Ultralord! HA! HA! Ultralord away!"
"Alright Buzz. This guy has potential. Don't get cocky. Keep up the good work." Woody said. "No problem Woody. I'll take care of it."
DING! DING!
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: And they're at it again! With his war cry, Sheen leaps to Buzz in a dramatic tackle! Lets take a look.
POW! POW! "Grr... You're armor is tough mister alien. I will not give in!" With a defiant punch, Sheen hits the button that pulls back Buzz's visor. (Whoosh!) "AACCKK!! *GASP* *CHOKE*" Was Buzz's response. "Ha! I have found your weakness!" Sheen exclaimed victoriously. ZAP! POW! DING! DING!
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: Apparently Woody threw in the towel. Forfeiting this round. Better luck next round Buzz!
Whoosh! "There Buzz. Now that your helmet is up, maybe you can fight. Besides, we breathe oxygen just like you. So don't embarrass me with that *Gasping* stuff." "Sorry Woody. No ones done that in a while so it took me by surprise."
DING! DING! "All right you stupid alien! I'll defeat you!" Sheen exclaims. "You have trespassed the treaty rights according to Star Command." "Who's Star Command?" "An agency built to protect the universe against the evil Emperor Zerg who plans to conquer the whole galaxy!" "You're saving the Galaxy too?" "You save the Galaxy too?..." Buzz trailed off. "Brother! We must work together to fight this Emperor!" "Yes!" With that both shook hands and hugged.
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: I don't believe it! Both thinking that they are supernatural heroes, they strike a deal to fight evil together! Well this concludes today's match! Tune in next Sunday for our next epic fight!
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: Welcome back! This exciting match is soon to begin! Sheen is running to the arena (Ultralord away!) To begin his fight. And Buzz is flying overhead to begin this battle. (Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!) Let's tune in. Remember, there are three rounds each round lasting three minutes."
"Buzz Lightyear to Star Command, come in Star command. A vicious "Ultralord" has proclaimed war against my "evil" ways. Engaging. Request reinforcements." "Surrender before Ultralord blasts you back to your world!" Sheen exclaims, followed by many other similar statements. DING! DING!
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: And that's the bell! They're off!"
"Ultralord away!" Sheen flies through the air, jumping on Buzz, pushing buttons. BEEP! BOOP! ZZAPP!! "Ow! Stop it! Stop abusing my equipment! Get off!" And with a heave Buzz throws Sheen off. Rebounding off those rubber things on the edge, (or whatever they are) Sheen Flies off (Ultralord away!) And tackles Buzz again. POW! Sheen is knocked off by a blow from Buzz soon followed by a laser beam. With a thud, Sheen lands and gets back up. "HA HA HA! Ultralord's super armor will repulse any laser! I've even got my own!" With glee Sheen fires. ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! But the tricky Buzz does his own flying, and with a spiraling kick he sends Sheen into the ground. With out hesitation Buzz pounds Sheen into the ground again. "Oof... You evil space alien. Self Destruct System activated!" With that Buzz jumped off, ready to brace against the explosion. It didn't come. POW! Sheen thumps Buzz aside and blasts with a laser. ZAP! "HA HA HA! Ultralord's brain power fools the alien!" "You got me once. This time you'll stay down!" Buzz knocks aside Sheen's gun and knocks Sheen to the ground. Taking a running start, Buzz jumps into the rubber rail, and flies into Sheen (To Infinity, and Beyond!) POW!
DING! DING!
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: And that ends round one with Buzz in the lead. Now the coaches are giving their boxers the pep talk. "Come on Sheen," Jimmy urged. "Ultralord would never give up. You got to go up to that space moron and show him whose boss. "You know what Jimmy? You're absolutely right. No one defeats the evil fighting Ultralord! HA! HA! Ultralord away!"
"Alright Buzz. This guy has potential. Don't get cocky. Keep up the good work." Woody said. "No problem Woody. I'll take care of it."
DING! DING!
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: And they're at it again! With his war cry, Sheen leaps to Buzz in a dramatic tackle! Lets take a look.
POW! POW! "Grr... You're armor is tough mister alien. I will not give in!" With a defiant punch, Sheen hits the button that pulls back Buzz's visor. (Whoosh!) "AACCKK!! *GASP* *CHOKE*" Was Buzz's response. "Ha! I have found your weakness!" Sheen exclaimed victoriously. ZAP! POW! DING! DING!
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: Apparently Woody threw in the towel. Forfeiting this round. Better luck next round Buzz!
Whoosh! "There Buzz. Now that your helmet is up, maybe you can fight. Besides, we breathe oxygen just like you. So don't embarrass me with that *Gasping* stuff." "Sorry Woody. No ones done that in a while so it took me by surprise."
DING! DING! "All right you stupid alien! I'll defeat you!" Sheen exclaims. "You have trespassed the treaty rights according to Star Command." "Who's Star Command?" "An agency built to protect the universe against the evil Emperor Zerg who plans to conquer the whole galaxy!" "You're saving the Galaxy too?" "You save the Galaxy too?..." Buzz trailed off. "Brother! We must work together to fight this Emperor!" "Yes!" With that both shook hands and hugged.
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: I don't believe it! Both thinking that they are supernatural heroes, they strike a deal to fight evil together! Well this concludes today's match! Tune in next Sunday for our next epic fight!