I don't own the Clique or anything else.

Most of the girls my age are obsessed with people in the media like Justin Bieber, Taylor Lautner, or Channing Tatum. Some are even in love with fictional characters like Edward Cullen or Jacob Black(which, in my opinion, is quite pathetic).

Those girls will never be me.

The guy I have a celebrity-crush on is not a pop singer or actor. He has created works of literature that influenced many people and other books. He does not live in this century.

The guy I have a celebrity-crush on is Edgar Allen Poe.

Who cares if he's dead and old and married his 13-year-old cousin? He's smart and talented and I love his books and poetry. He's super cool. And even though he doesn't know me right now, since he's, you know, DEAD, it doesn't mean he never will! I mean, he never said he didn't like girls who have green streaks in their hair and put on black eyeliner like it's a ritual and wear black lipstick! Right?

I know he'll think I'm cool. The only problem I have is meeting him…

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