Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto...yeah.

Deidara's story

By TAIOODU

This fan fiction is about my favorite akatasuki member that is Deidara-sama. Plus I think that Sasori is a puppet freak, Itachi is a damn clan killer, Zetsu is a freakish plant, Tobi is just plain weird and I don't like sushi. This is Deidara-sama's childhood story.

When Deidara was born his father left him and died by a bang . when Deidara was two his mother committed suicide by a bang. Then his aunt started taking care of him, she also died not by a bang but by choking on a bun, which later went bang…so technically she also died by a bang. Any ways then Deidara went to stay with his uncle. Every thing was fine until that faithful night.

'I wish I had tongues in my hands… everyone wanted me to have tongues in my hands…father,' Deidara goes into a flash back as tears fall down his eyes.

Flash back starts.

'You are no son of mine,' Deidara's father stood in front of the cute little baby, 'you are my sisters. Now where's mine…'he looked around to find Deidara lying on a bed. His face turned all serious, 'you do not have tongues in your hands… you are no son of mine.'

Deidara saw his father walk out of the door.

'Gu..'the baby said and there was a bang outside the door .

Flash back ends.

'Mother you too…'Deidara looked at his hands.

Flash back starts.

'Because of you I lost my husband…' the mother cried as she picked up a knife, 'so I will kill my self…if only you had tongues in your hands.'

Deidara watched was his mother screamed in pain as she stabbed her self in the stomach.

'Mom …'Deidara said…Bang!!!!

Flash back ends.

Deidara looks at some buns next to him.

Flash back starts.

'Thank god you don't have tongues in your hands like my stupid sister and her husband,' Deidara's aunt said as she took a bite of a bun and started chocking on it.

Deidara watched as his aunt made some weird noises

'You want more buns in your mouth,' cute Deidara stuffed more buns into her mouth, 'bun…'

BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flash back ends.

'Every one wanted me to have tongues in my hands… I would do any thing to have them…father…mother…bun…I am sorry,' Deidara said as a paper flew towards his face.

He looked at it…a smile spread over his face.

What will happen next? What is that paper? Will Deidara ever get tongues in his hand? Will I ever finish this fan fiction? Well let's see…

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