AN: This is my first fanfic sorry if it's bad also i do NOT own homestuck obviously that would be hussie mkay ;-; Reviieeeeewwwwwwww please No? oh ;~;
~Chapter 1~
Karkat looked over at the clock. 10:00a.m, he groaned rolling out of bed. He walked through the living room heading t othe kitchen. Sollux, Karkat's best friend and room-mate, greeted him with pancakes. "Morning KK." "Morning fuckass." Sollux fixed Karkat as well as himself a plate of two pancakes with syrup and handed it to Karkat.
They ate in silence, once they were finished eating they took their plates to the kitchen. Karkat sat down. Sollux plopped down next to him and grabbed a controller. "Wanna play?" Karkat stared at the controller "Sure if you want to get your fucking ass beat." "KK, you couldn't beat me even if i was blind with one arm tied behind my back." Sollux said trying to hold back a laugh as he saw the cancerous male turn bright red. "Give me the god damn controller Captor and I'll prove your motherfucking ass wrong! I'll make you think you were blind with one arm tied behind your back!" Sollux laughed "Okay, here then." he tossed the controller onto Karkat's lap.
After 2 hours of gaming (meaning 2 hours of Karkat losing) Karkat threw his controller at Sollux "YOU FUCKING CHEATED!" Karkat yelled "I did no such thing KK" Sollux said trying to hold back his laughter, but obviously failed. Karkat rambled on about how Sollux had 'cheated' when the truth was Karkat just sucked ass at any game he tried to play, he just didn't liked to admit it.
Sollux just sat there until Karkat finished. After being friends with him for 3 years you learn that there are times where you just don't even need to calm him down because it'll only fire him up even more. Once Karkat was done yelling Sollux calmly said "Sorry KK. Maybe I can give you lessons next time." "Fuck you Captor." Karkat flipped Sollux off before going to his room to retrieve his phone and checking it for messages and/or phone calls. He saw he had a lot from his friend Eridan
"hey kar, guess wwho i ran into this mornin'"
"remember your friend from high school, gamzee? wwell i ran into him in the store. wwe're meetin' up at the cafe i wwas wwonderin' if you maybe wwanted to meet up wwith us."
"If you do wwe wwill be at that one cafe thats dowwntowwn on main street at 2."
Karkat smiled a little at the invite. He hasn't seen Gamzee since they both graduated high school. Surprised at how Gamzee even managed to graduate. Karkat sent a quick message agreeing to hang out then quickly went to take a shower.
Once Karkat had showered and gotten dressed he told Sollux he was going out with friends and that he would be back later. Karkat strolled downtown thinking about what it was going to be like when he was reunited with his old best friend. When he reached the cafe he saw Eridan who was waving frantically and nearly fell out of his chair. Then there was Gamzee who was stuffing his face with pie.
Once he got to the table he was automatically flung into a hug. "Hey Karbro! haven't seen you in a long motherfucking time. What have you all up and been doing?" "Well for starters Gam I can't breathe. Would you mind letting me fucking go?" Gamzee released Karkat and gave him a sheepish grim.
"Sorry bro, I forgot how motherfuckin' fragile you are." Karkat turned beet red. "I'm not fragile you fuckass!" Gamzee laughed and grinned at the short man. "Are we getting coffee or food or something or are we just going to sit here and talk all day? I'm starving. Eridan looked annoyed at the two. Karkat glared at Eridan. Eridan shrugged "Fine I'll just get food for myself" Eridan stood up and started heading to the counter to place his order. "Hold up Ampora I never said we weren't eating.
Karkat looked at Gamzee waiting to see what he was getting. They both gave their orders to Eridan. He groaned and mumbled "Do I look like a fuckin waiter?" He came back with their food and they all ate and talked about what was going on in there lives. Karkat saw that Gamzee was still the same person since he had last saw him in high school. He still wore his dumbass clown make up and still took his "meds" or 'miracles' as he calls them, and he still occastionally said "honk" Karkat thought all that was just a phase so he was surprised when he found out that he still carried that stupid fucking bicycle horn around.
At the same time though Karkat was glad his best friend hadn't changed. He couldn't imagine Gamzee without his make up on or his horn and god knows he did not want to see Gamzee without his meds. Karkat remembered when he use to be the only one who could calm Gamzee down from one of his spells. Of course he didn't know if he still was or not, after all he hadn't seen the clown in over 2 years. Karkat also began rememebering his feelings he had for the clown.
Maybe meeting them was a bad idea. . .