Day 1: Back in shire, is that a pretty butterfly I see? Should go and chase it.
Day 2: Everything so pretty here, said hello to Bilbo.
Day 3: Birthday party was very successful, did card tricks for everyone, I was then accused of being a wizard, these hobbits are a bit slow. Seriously, does the cloak, staff, and pointy hat not give me away or what?
Day 4: Bilbo ran away after party, didn't even bother opening the present that I got him, hope that Frodo will accept ring.
Day 5: Sent Frodo away from Bag End after he promptly rejected ring, though he took it in the end.
Day 15: Went to Sauroman's place for cocktail party, think that I had too much to drink and must have broken Sauroman's shiny eye because I woke up and found myself captured.
Day 16: Nope, Sauroman turned out to be evil, should seriously check email more often, apparently he sent a memo to all Istari.
Day 20: Oh Radagast, why did you invite me to the cocktail party if you knew that the host was evil? Ah well, at least he busted me out.
DAy 30: Went to Rivendell, had lots of fun at second party. Decided to accompany Frodo on trip to Mordor to do some jewelry shopping.
Day 80: Note to self: Don't break a bridge when you're still on it. I fell into shadow with Balrog, CURSES! Aragorn warned me that this would happen.