A/N: I have to say, this was really fun to experiment with. I'll keep adding if I come up with more ideas for this dialogue.

Warning: T for mild innuendo.

Disclaimer: You know what to do.


"Astrid, are you completely sure about this?"

"Of course I am! Now how do you unbuckle this?"

"I think it's—oh, wait, nevermind, you got it."

"Hiccup, do you want this to be easy?"

"Frankly, yes, I do—hey!"

"That was for being no fun."

"Vikings aren't supposed to be fun."

"Oh, shut up."