AN- Hey, do you remember that one time I said I might write a story about the LoCwSNaaS separate from Ten Random Characters? Well, this is what became of that story: another random game from everyones' profile pages turned into mildly connected stories. This time, it's based off of all of those things not to do at X lists, and it's in FIRST PERSON! Anyways, thank you, I don't own these characters so do not sue my face off, and enjoy! -Twilight Joltik

Mildly Okay Advice

Intro- Why this exists is complicated.

To whomever it concerns or Pit, whoever find it first (probably Pit)-

If this is a future Smasher, I sincerely apologize for the predicament you've found yourself in. In short, you are probably stuck here for the rest of time. Yes, with this group of lunatics. I am so very sorry. Whoever you are, I'm sure you are a lovely person and did nothing to deserve this eternal torment.

However, this place will be palatable in time. You will surely find at least a small number of friends, but it will probably hurt at first. You will likely face dejection by people you admire before finally finding a few who appreciate you for who you are rather than overlooking you due to the fact that you aren't Roy, Chrom, or Shulk.

Dark Pit is telling me to shut up and stop being melodramatic. I apologize for my rant. It was probably uncalled for.

As I was saying, in time, you'll find people you care for and who will care for you. It is entirely likely you will find love, and fall into it a bit more quickly or slowly than you think you ought to, but that's not abnormal. It most likely has something to do with the fact that we are imperfect copies of the people we think we are. Er, don't think about that too hard. Nothing good will come of it.

I have found three people I care about, at the moment. They are Dark Pit, who everything you heard about is probably true, except for the fact that he completely hates everyone (he actually likes me on most days, but it's only mostly true for everyone else), Shulk, who would like me to add that he wishes people would stop making jokes about "that one thing he said that one time" (I would imagine you know what that is), and Toon Link, who's mood swings are due to his habit of dying quite frequently and having to be cloned again by Zelda (he'd like to add that the other Link does that as well, and if you ever see a younger looking Link, please pretend as if he is the normal Link until he mysteriously vanishs). We call ourself the LoCwSNaaS, or League of Clones with Stupid Nicknames and also Shulk. Yeah, we're not great with names. Our fourth member is myself: Lucina, and I would like to note that I have absolutely no clue how Marth can possibly be my ancestor, and beg you not to question it, lest my father's head explode.

We decided that our Club needed a purpose, and after much deliberation, we decided to make some attempt to make future Smashers' initiation into this world less painful than ours was. To do this, we found a binder somewhere and decided to write our advice for life here in it. So, please take everything written here seriously, as it may very well save you from unnecessary pain. We will all add some entries, and may allow non-members to do the same if they have any good ideas. Also, if the entries seem a bit out of order, it is only because we wrote this on looseleaf paper so we did not have to wait to get the notebook whenever we wished to add something, and we likely didn't do a great job getting the papers in order.

So, in short, for the love of sanity, if you are unlucky enough to end up here, please listen to those who came before you so you do not repeat our mistakes.

-Lucina

AN- This story will be sort of a companion side story to Ten Random Characters, in roughly the same world, but not revolving around the game. In other words, reference jokes will happen, shipping will happen, and sometimes the plot will take a detour so things can get darker or shippier. Reasoning for divulgence in a focused diary is simple: they need to warn the Smashers of the Future (please be Bandanna Waddle Dee) of the dangers of things like whatever the heck is going on with Shulk and Robin's relationship. So, thanks for reading. -Twilight Joltik