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I walked up to the steps of the grand building and I saw my reflection in the full-length crystal clear windows. My brown-red hair covered most of my face and shielded my dark green eyes, with the help of the thick frame glasses. I wore a simple black sweater jacket and jeans, with brown sneakers. Not much to look at, especially with my lanky face and stature. My thinness didn't help, and neither did my tan messenger bag and books under my arm.

I looked into the library and saw the whole place full of rich boys and girls in expensive uniforms. I sighed exasperated with their rich snobby talk. Isn't there anyone who's normal here? I thought. I climbed up rainbow and marble stairs and continued to look for a good place to read my books and listen to my Ipod. I notice petals from the cherry blossom trees raining down to the ground from the windows as I walk past a hallway or two. I come to a door where the small black sign reads, 'Music Room #3'.

I sigh with relief.

"Finally, a place I can listen to music and read in peace." I sigh and smile wearily.

It's my first day in this snotty rich school, Ouran High School. Just because I got a lucky break from the normal high school all the way in America. Thank God this scholarship got me out of that horrible house. Ever since I moved here to Japan, my new life started. Thank goodness I can at least stay in the dorms this place offers. I gotta say though, I really hate the kids here. All pedigree and blueblood, making fun of the kid who made honor roll. Commoner, peasant, dog. Really? They aren't royalty! Not all of them, I don't think. I breathe in and open the door. Roses petals flurried in front of my vision and I couldn't see.

"Welcome." A collected voice greeted. That was the worse thing I could've done. It changed the way I saw school forever.

"Welcome, to the Ouran Highschool Host Club." A seductive voice whispered.

And a tall blond kid with indigo eyes and...police outfit?

"Gaaaaaahhh!" I screamed and jumped at least 10 feet in the air and I clinged to one of the gold and marble columns.

"Ever heard of a handshake?!" I screeched in my male voice from the pillar I was holding onto.

He laughed and said something to another boy with black choppy hair and glasses.

I heard glasses say something along the lines of,

"Why yes, Tamaki, he does look like Haruhi when we first say him."

"Um, can someone help me down?!" I call.

Tamaki, I think, snaps his long fingers and looks over to..red haired twins.

"Right. Can't have a unhappy customer! Hikaru! Kaoru! Help our poor prince down!" He called, winking at me.

My face reddened a bit and I shook my head and called to the brown haired boy.

"Hey! Can you stop your friend from being so perverted?!"

The boy, who looked up at me, could easily be mistaken for a girl. Big brown eyes, and even a feminine voice to match.

"Sorry, I've tried so many times. Really, I feel bad for you. But since it seems like I'm stuck with these guys for life…" He grumbled.

"Awww, Haruchi…" One redhead twin said and moved over to one side of Haruchi.

"...You don't mean that." The second one finished.

The twins had grabbed a ladder and swung it over to the pillar I was clinging onto for dear life to. One balanced the ladder and the other, my guess is...Hikaru? Climbed the ladder and scooped me into his arms. He smiled sexily, making me blush. Then he swung me over his shoulder.

"What the hell?" I sweared as my glasses dropped to the floor, and smashed. I hate heights. They scare me so much. My vision got wobbly and I heard a little boy yell,

"Look Mori Senpai! The funny boy looks greeeeeen!"

"Honey. Be nice." I'm guessing Mori replied in monotone.

"Oh, I'll help the little dog from getting scared." Snickered Hikaru.

Then he warranted a death sentence.

He touched my butt.

I turned to face him, a irk mark appearing on my forehead.

"If we weren't up in the air, I would've punched you so hard, that it would send you and your devil of a brother back to the hell you two came from." I growled.

This only made him snicker.

"Wow, are heard Americans were feisty...I like that…" He whispered.

"DAMN YOOOOU!" I raged.

He and his brother laughed even more but then Hikaru stopped. His face went ashen white.

Kaoru looked at his brother and tilted his head. "Brother? Something wrong?"

Hikaru looked at me mischievously.

Oh God. He found out! Please dear God don't tell me he found out… I whimpered in my mind.

I heard him chuckle.

"Well, Boys, looks like we got ourselves a problem." Hikaru announced as he slid down the ladder the rest of the way.

He set me down, much to my death stare and pointed at me laughing.

"We got ourselves a girl!" He drew out.

And I suddenly hit the floor. My last thought.

CURSE YOU HIKARU OR KAORU I DON'T EVEN KNOW.