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"Aaaaah!" Genesis shrieked uncharacteristically as he went out of the bathroom with a tormented look. His hair was in a disarray, and he has not fixed his outfit that much yet. He kept on scratching his head. This caught the attention of his two best friends.

"What's the fuss, Gen?" Angeal asked.

"This... this!" Genesis pointed at his hair. "This is the problem! I'm going to die..!"

"Quit whining again Genesis and calm down. What's with your hair?" Angeal inquired.

"I see nothing wrong with it." Sephiroth said.

"Look closer! It's countless! ARGH!" Genesis frantically stressed, pointing to his hair.

Sephiroth and Angeal looked closer at the redhead's hair, scrutinizing what Genesis is talking about.

... when they finally saw it, Sephiroth and Angeal stepped away.

"Dandruff...?" Sephiroth felt disturbed.

"Now that we know that, I realized that there are also dandruff all over your shoulders. Must've come falling from your hair." Angeal stated.

"This is the first time you had dandruff. What caused this catastrophe?"

Upon hearing Sephiroth's question, Genesis stopped screeching and was put in silence. He looked down, not being able to stare at the silver-haired man, as if he had committed a sin.

"You see..." Genesis finally looked up, with a trace of a nervous grin on his face, "... I tried to do what you do to your hair everyday."

Sephiroth raised an eyebrow to this one. He was clearly confused but was able to hide it partially. "What would that be?"

Genesis, putting his hands on his back, started to steeple his fingers in embarrassment. "Err... use one whole bottle of shampoo and conditioner per a one shower session."

Sephiroth blinked a few times, while Angeal said, "I finally get the picture. Maybe you didn't rinse your hair that well, did you?"

Genesis scratched his head. "Sorta."

KRRRRRRRRRRRINGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!

Sephiroth's phone started ringing and he answered it before it continues further.

"Sephiroth here, speaking."

"Good day, General. Today, you and the rest of the first-class SOLDIERs will go on a mission to Hiccarda, where you'll be exterminating a few monsters who have been inhibiting and destroying the Mako reactors and ShinRa facilities placed within the area. I am expecting you to arrive there as early as you can. Thank you."

And with that, the caller hung up and Sephiroth slid his phone back to his pocket.

"Who called?" Genesis asked.

"Lazard. He's giving us a mission and he wants us to accomplish it as fast as we could."

Genesis slapped his face with both hands,"NO,NO,NO!!I can't go out like this!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Then rinse your hair again," Sephiroth told him.

"If I wet my hair again, I'll have no time to dry it up and style it! That Zack destroyed the hair dryer a few days ago, remember!?"

"I never knew you were that concerned about your hair. You're overreacting."

"Look who's talking!"

"Enough, both of you!", Angeal cried out. "This is no time for childish arguments! Genesis, please bear with your hair for a moment; it isn't that obvious, and after we finish our mission we'll fix that out..!"

"What!? You expect me to go with DANDRUFF on my hair? I can't choose that as an option!"

"It's not an option. It's an order. Let's move out! We'll be using our wings for transportation. Where's the location, Seph?"

"Hiccarda, Mako reactors area."

Genesis frowned and cursed under his breath while they spread out their wings. The three of them flew out to Hiccarda, but the problem still remains: Genesis has dandruff.

--OWARI!!--

I've rewritten the whole stuff since it used to have a LOT of grammatical and punctuation errors. Get ready for the next and final chapter!