GASMOXIA
Starring: Dr. Nitros Oxide
By: ShootingRistar360
The fumed alien that was Dr. Oxide returned to his home planet, the futuristic wasteland known as Gasmoxia. Immediately his two much more successful and attractive cousins, Turbo and Skid, stared at him smugly, free of any pity or care.
"Look, Turbo! Something wimpy this way comes!" Skid laughed with little surprise at Oxide's humiliating failure.
"I don't see you trying to conquer any planets!" Oxide wondered if he'd ever hear the end of his defeat.
"Woah, Skid, it's talking!"
"SHUT UP! I'd like to see you try to race that infernal bandicoot before you pipe up at me!" Oxide suddenly toughened up, proud of looking more dignified for once.
"You're saying those snot-nosed Earthlings are skilful? Especially when you had the unfair advantage of a spaceship, racing experience, and illogically limitless explosive power-ups? You'll never amount to anything, Oxide. Meanwhile, Turbo and I will go back to our high-paying Gassywood acting careers. Have fun in depression, cuz'!"
"NNNIIITTTRRROOOSSS!!!! What's your problem????!!!!"
"Mother?" Oxide weakly turned around.
"How could you mess up again??!! You have a family of Gasmoxian hobos to support, you steaming wad of human waste!!!"
"What about my father…?"
"He can't find employment anywhere because you destroyed our family reputation! IT'S TIME FOR…IT."
"No, please, mother…you wouldn't…"
"Oh, yes I would! Time out, Nitros!"
"WAAAAAAAH! You don't love me!"
And so Oxide spent the rest of his life shoplifting from the Real Gasmoxian Pooperstore to survive, THE END.