Title: What Did You Just Call Me?
Genre: Humor
Rating: K+
Summary: In which Shikamaru gets called many names. (Drabblefic)

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What Did You Just Call Me?

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We see our main character, Nara Shikamaru, strolling idly through the village of Konoha. As usual, he seems in no hurry. His hands are buried deep in his pockets and his head is tilted upward in a lazy way – not a care in the world.

Today, though, is not his lucky day.

"Oh my god, Temari! Look! Here he comes! Look at that beefcake!" Shikamaru snapped his eyes toward the voice – Ino – before looking in the direction she happened to be pointing.

At him?

He nonchalantly began to walk toward the two blondes, hoping to whatever Kami there is that Ino, a girl he had trained with and known for most of his life, did not just call him a beefcake.

What the hell is a beefcake anyway? Does he even want to be one?

Shaking his head of the thoughts, Shikamaru grew ever-closer to the two kunoichi:

"Oh. My. God! I think he's coming this way! That hot dog," Ino flipped her hand in that feminine way, "he just wants some girl attention. Y'think, Temari?"

The other blonde turned to her friend, "Oh, I know, Ino. Can't you just tell the little doodle's eavesdropping – "

Shikamaru had, had enough.

"Just what the hell are you two calling me?" he yelled at the two girls.

Ino looked put out. "What? You don't like our nicknames for you, Veti-san?"

The blondes shared a giggle. Shikamaru looked like he was about to boil over.

"No, I don't like those names. Care to try some others, porkchop?"

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Author's Note:

Okay. This came to me randomly while I was sitting in the doctor's office.

Once again, it was going to end differently.
(I was going to have Sakura appear randomly, hug Shika around the waist, and say, "No, he's "Mine". Y'know, like a nickname? Ehh... this is just how it turned out though! I like it!)

Did anybody get the Veti-san thing? I was trying to make all food "nicknames", though doodle, isn't one.

Anyways - I hope you liked it!! It's just a random lil' humor drabble-fic!

Always,
Kandra

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