KYOTO LOVE STORY
Disclaimer: Nothing is mine 'cept the plot :D. Enjoy the story. =)
CH1. ABDUCTED!!
"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" A shrill, girly scream erupted from Rin's quarters of Sesshoumaru's castle that shook the entire structure to its foundation.
"M'lord! M'lord! Are you okay? What's wrong m'lord?!!" Jaken's panicked hollers contributed to this unholy rhapsody. "M'lord! WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?"
"THE LITTLE GIRL'S ROOM YOU IMBECILE!!!" Sesshoumaru roared.
...And so, Jaken took off almost instantly, with a super fantastic reaction time of 0.0, and running with the speed of lightning dashed to Rin's room, ready to fight evil(really depends on your point of view) in the name of his lord.
"R...r...r....r....Rin is missing!" Sesshoumaru's voice quivered, but in an instant he got a hold of himself and ordered in a stern voice. "Jaken! Search the vicinity for any clues that might lead us to Rin's abductors...NOW!"
"Y y y...yes master." Jaken groveled before his lord and he quickly back out of Sesshoumaru's sight. Poor, poor, Jaken...if only he had the courage to stay and speak his heart, instead of facing the disappointment of his own cowardice...poor, poor Jaken, now he has to search all 200 acres of Sesshoumaru's estate all by himself...
Not long after Jaken found a conspicuous trail of straight black hair leading out of the castle...as if someone purposely left them there to guide him, (or maybe the culprit's going bald but then that's be no fun now would it?) Jaken hurried back to report his finding to Sesshoumaru...
They followed the path and soon found the Yasha gang...
"I, Sesshoumaru. Demand that you return to me a human known as 'Rin'."
"Who's Rin?" Shippo asked.
"Rin is Sesshoumaru's bastard daugh-"Inuyasha started, but his speech was intercepted by Sesshoumaru's angry protest.
"How DARE you accuse me of such a dishonorable act?!!!" Furious, his eyes glowed eerily red. "I have never bedded anyone in my life, furthermore, Rin is a HUMAN child, I detest humans!"
"....................." No one knew how to comment on this startling revelation, and an award silence plagued the atmosphere, until Miroku spoke up. "Sesshoumaru......is a virgin?"
A grotesquely twisted expression stretched across Inuyasha's face, finally, he could not hold it anymore! "BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Sesshoumaru is a 300 year-old virgin! HA!" Inuyasha cackled.
"This is it..." Sesshoumaru's ominous voice boomed. "YOU DIE NOW!"
"WAIT!" This moment of interception was brought to you by Kagome. "You have no reason to kill us! So you can't because it's its'...well...How 'bout if we promise to help you find Rin! The quicker we find her the less dangerous for her it will be. How say you?"
"M'lord, much as I hate to agree with her, she'd got a point." Jaken stammered. " The more people searching for Rin the sooner she will be found."
To Jaken's surprise, Sesshoumaru agreed...and so, the search is on. Thus is the beginning of our Story!