Everyone Gets mad at Horace

It was an ordinary morning in Cityvill, Horace (the human) jumped out of his house

window and broke is leg.

"That was fun," he said.

He got up and started walking but fell because he broke his leg.

"Darn," he said.

After trying multiple times, Horace gave up and reset.

(Blackout)

Horace woke up with some sort of amnesia or something because he couldn't remember anything. He fell down the stairs, bumped into the door and finally he managed to get out of his house.

He was greeted by an old friend of his.

"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU!?" his friend politely asked.

"Only once,"

"THEN WHY IS THIS THE 4th TIME I TOLD YOU?!"

"That's 'cause everyone loves me and wants to be me…including you."

"WELL I TOLD YOU THAT THE BLAH BLAH BLAH WATERPROOF BLAH BLAH BLAH ELEPHANT SEALS BLAH BLAH BLAH THE TERMINATOR BLAH RESETING!"

"Yeah I remember that."

"BLAH BLAH BLAH ect."

"Yeah, I think I'll just reset so I can skip your lecture."

"BUT I TOLD YOU TO…"

(Blackout)

Horace woke up with some sort of amnesia or something because he couldn't remember anything. He fell down the stairs, bumped into the door and finally he managed to get out of his house.

He was greeted by an old friend of his.

"WHAT THE CRAP, MAN?!"

Horace decided if he was going to reset, he should reset with dignity and not be made fun of by a mole.

THUMP!

Horace was amazed to see that by saying the word, Resetti fell down his hole. (Which turns out to be a bottomless pit.)

"Ok now to time to hook up my hacking software."

Frobert walked up to him.

"Hey, you know hacking is bad for the environment."

"Shhhh. I'm trying to hack to fuse Tommy and Timmy together."

"But hacking isn't good for our town."

"It'll still be funny when Tommy and Timmy share the same body."

"Fine, maybe I'll just move away and leave with all of your stuff."

"Maybe I can make you live in the museum with this software."

"Your mom lives in a museum."

"So does your face."

"Your mom and your face live in a museum!"

Horace had never been more offended in his life.

"Ok," Frobert said. "I'm just gonna give you this pear and we can stop fighting."

"Yay, pears are good."

Frobert pulled out a pear shaped item and handed it to Horace. The item was a pear. It felt cold in his hands. Horace squeezed it and some juice came out. Finally, Horace placed the pear in his mouth and devoured it in one bite.

Frobert ran away.

"OH GOSH, IT WAS POISENED."

Horace reset again.

(Blackout)