I know we don't seem like nice people at first glance, but my brother and I were doing more good than anyone could know.
Frank was a very popular person, one of our planet's princes in fact... But behind all the charm and seducing life he lead, he was a very evil man.
My brother was a general I a commander sent undercover to have him executed. We were never a real domestic and handyman. Frank's wicked plan had been to take over the earth, but we were sent secretly to abort his mission to save all of you earthlings.
Now you might be asking why we killed Columbia, and Rocky, and let Eddie die as well. They were in love with him, they would have gone mad. We barely managed to save Brad, Janet, and Dr. Scott before all hell broke loose.
And if the royalty found out we'd killed him our troop would have faced dire consequences. But see, we were fighting for another land on our planet. The good one. Frank came from a kingdom who wanted to take over Earth and experiment with the humans. Ours wanted to create an alliance with earthlings. So we had to stop him.
The kingdoms have been at war for as long as we both can remember.
Frank's mission might have been to do evil things to you humans, but Riff Raff and myself had a different mission. To stop Frank-N-Furter so you could live your lives without worrying who was next to get their brain removed.
We are sorry if some of you found him to be an absolute pleasure, but that only means his ways have brain washed your human minds. We did this for your benefit so the earth, our allies, could see another day.
Just think of how many whippings, how many assaults, how much torture and pain we went through posing as a domestic and handyman just so your planet could be protected? Now tell me, would you ever do that for people you don't know?
I set down my book as I felt my brother's tender touch on my arm.
"Magenta, my beautiful sister," he spoke gently as I stood up and he wrapped his arms around my waist, "we are almost to our beloved planet..." He spoke softly growing a smile across my face.
"Thank you brother..." I whispered in his ear, "I knew you would get us out of there..."
"Well I promised you a decade ago, didn't I my darling?" He smiled at me and made my heart feel complete.
"And I promised you something as well, didn't I?" I smiled with a naughty intention and pushed him down on the sofa in the control room and started to kiss him madly. There was no way we were going to make it to a bed.
Oh my how I adored him. He was my brother, my lover, my soul mate, my world. We had completed our mission successfully and we were returning home together to begin our life. There was no where else I'd rather be- nothing else I could love more- no ones arms I'd rather be in...