Chapter One
Do you think I'm fat?
Fiona was still up in bed. For some reason she couldn't sleep. She then flicked through some magazines but saw photos of skinny, happy girls. This made her sad. To her, people only cared for you if you looked like that. She then got out of bed. Thoughts were running around in her mind. "Maybe I should just be happy that someone like my True Love likes me for who I am. But… I'd better ask just in case!" she thought as she got back into bed. She then shook Shrek awake. He was a little cranky at being woken up at this time of the morning. "Can I ask you something?" she asked. "Sure if I can go back to sleep after!" he said sitting up.
"Do you think I'm beautiful still like when we married?" she asked him. Her nerves were like wildfire waiting for his answer. "Yeah I still think you're beautiful, a little puffy but still sexy. What made you ask this?" he said to her. She showed him the magazine. Looking at the magazine photos made him drool a little. Fiona saw this and was disappointed. "Oh I guess you like it?" she said to him but he was asleep. This made her sadder than ever. She then saw a photo of herself as the skinny person she'd been before her true self was released. "Maybe he'd like it if I was like that once more." She said as she wrote a note and got dressed.
She then took a look at the swamp before walking off. "I knew it was too good to be true!" she thought. Shrek was unaware of what his "little hormonal imbalance with that magazine" had done. But somebody was watching this. She was far beautiful than any girl or maiden could ever be. She knew Fiona was going through an identity crisis at the minute and was going to use it for her own gain. Her name was Onmara and she was the Demoness of Outer Beauty, the one person females who were shallow looked up to. She had powerful magic. "It's not time yet. But when it is, I'll make her an offer she can't refuse!" she cackled. But her pale skin transformed into an ugly demonic style but changed back instantly.