Dear God, please send a murder
Translation: Serathe
"Sherlock, what are you doing on all fours and... in a dog collar?"
"I am emphatizing with a victim."
"Of a sadomasochistic act?"
"Don't be stupid, John. A victim of a kidnapping."
"Perpetrated in a sex-shop?"
"No. At a show."
"An erotic one?"
"John, what is it with you and sex? A pedigree dachshund has gone missing at a dogshow. A champion."
"Leave my slipper alone!"
"I am still emphatizing."
"Go emphatize further from my things or I will slap you with a newspaper!"
"Sadist."
"Sherlock, I'm pointing out to you that dogs don't talk."
"Yyyiiip?"
"I hope God will send a murder before you start licking your balls..."