A willowy brunette sits with her arms crossed, a small smile on her cruel lips, her small tush on a sleek desk. "Hello, I'm sure you're wondering who I am. Figures you wouldn't know."

Her eyes turn black for a split-second. "Coming soon, ten hunters will take on the challenge of their careers. Aided only by their lethal beauty…!"

Dean Winchester runs across a bridge, narrowly avoiding a thrown knife. He quickly turns to fire at the invisible assailant.

The woman smiles. "…And guns, both metaphorical and literal!"

Sam stands awkwardly on a beach, shirtless and surrounded by black smoke.

"THIS…is America's Next Top Hunter!" she screams, throwing her hands in the air. "Tune in Fridays at 10 pm Eastern Standard Time!"

Betaed by Robot (sadrobotinabowlerhat on Tumblr).