Hello people! I'm guessing you're all familiar with the infamous "My Immortal" - if not, it's well worth Googling. Basically, it's known across the Internet as the worst fanfiction ever written. Now I know there are many reposts of My Immortal on Fanfic, many with added commentary from the user uploading them. But what we don't have (and I searched) is a My Immortal repost with commentary from none other than... Cleverbot. This all started one day when I was procrastinating- I decided to type a random line from My Immortal into Cleverbot, and see what happened. The result entertained me so much that I decided to make a fanfiction out of it. Some of the responses are more funny than others, but all of them are real.

I don't own Harry Potter, I don't own Cleverbot, and I DEFINITELY don't own My Immortal! Also, please be aware that there is some swearing in this fic, as well as sexual references, and spelling and grammar that's so bad, it will make you want to throw something. Enjoy :)

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AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

You have no ambition.

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

Just admit your name is Clive.

I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back.

Are you cute?

And icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!).

I don't know.

I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen).

You're a noob.

I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.

That seems like an odd request. then again, I rarely understand what humans find significant.

I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

That sounds yummy.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy!

Draco malfoy is mean! Why should harry want him?

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

Love is an abstract. Can you love?

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

I never said you and I could be friends.

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!

Don't change the subject. We're talking about this stupid sport you like.

What did you think? Did you enjoy it? Review please! :D