Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn. Boo.
For them this was one of the stupidest things that they will ever have to do. Most people would be relived if they found out they were getting "help". Of course they all thought that they didn't need this. Who ever said that to their faces would be killed in a second.
So, the Varia is at a center to get some mental help. Nobody saw that coming right. Sure they all knew that they were all a little more psychotic then regular people, but come on. They didn't need some shrink to give them healing words and asking about their past. They really didn't want that.
Since the Varia was part of the Vongola and the stupid brat was the 10th boss, they had to listen to him. The tuna fish thought that doing this would be good for them and help them even if it is a smudge.
So now the assassins are stuck in this room. It was like those rooms that were way to original. It has a table, creme coloured walls, and stupid pictures of flowers. There are some useless magazines on the table and a signal clock on the wall. It was all too plain for their liking.
How this all came to be was confusing to the six of them. It has to do with something about a mall incident and with Fran being a smart-ass. Five of the people in the room thought it was Fran's fault. Truthfully it is all of their faults, but there was Fran and Fran is the one to blame everything on.
The so called messed up people sat there thinking of ways they could kill Fran. Fran though was extremely bored and the only thing he can think of is that he is extremely bored. The tick-tocking of the clock was getting annoying. Fran didn't like the noise of the clock and thought of an idea so that the clock noises could not be heard.
"Bel-sempia, it's quite." stab stab. With that Fran got stabbed...again.
"Ushishishi." Bel takes another knife. "That's because no one is talking."
"Or it's because someone -cough- stupid long hair commander -cough- is not yelling." Fran said taking a peek at Squalo to see if he takes the bait like a good shark did.
"Vooiii shut the fuck up Fran!" Squalo frowned.
Fran looked at him. Yep, he took the bait. If you don't want things quite, make a Squalo mad.
"Oh Squ-Squ~." Lussuria crossed one leg over the other. "Be nice to him."
Squalo turned to the gay lord. "My name is not fucking Squ-Squ!"
"Ushishisi Squ-Squ is getting angry." The prince smiled more. "We don't want him angry right?"
"I think he is angry because you were born sempia." The mono-tone one said. He pulled a knife out of his hat."
"You frog!" stab stab.
"Ow...that hurt." Fran pulled all of the knives out of his hat and lets them fall to the ground.
Bel got out of his chair. "Don't put the prince's knives on the floor uncute frog!"
"Bel sit down and please stop hurting poor Fran!" Lussuria said while fixing his hair by looking at a pocket mirror.
"VOI." Squalo turned to them and yells some more. You better shut the fuck up!" He yelled. "The only thing you two do is complain at each other and insult each-"
Xanxus reached over from his seat and pulled Squalo's hair so the swords man fell out of his chair.
"Stop yelling Trash."
"Ushishishi." Bel quickly sits back down.
"Oh he fell."
"Hush Fran honey." Lussuria put away his mirror.
"Let go of my hair!" Squalo yelled while trying to detangle his hair from the man's hands.
Xanxus tsked and let go of the silver strands. He leaned back against the chair and glared at everything in sight. Squalo huffed as he got back into his chair and started to comb his hair with his fingers.
Silence falls upon the room yet again. Fran's plan didn't last for that long.
The only sound in the room was the clock that is mocking them saying 'Ha you losers can't go yet! Bleh!'. Let's say it was pissing Xanxus off even more. He wanted to blast the thing, but he can't because he has to be "good".
"Bel-sempia." Fran shifted in his chair. "It sounds like the clock is mocking us."
Bel turned to Fran. "Then don't listen to it stupid."
"But it's too quite."
"Well you're talking."
"But it's not that much noise."
"Ushishishi how about the prince makes you scream." stab stab.
"Lussuria the fake prince is going to rape me. Help."
"The prince is not fake!" Bel stood up and kicked Fran's chair, making it fall over and having Fran roll onto the floor. "And why in hell would I rape you!'
"Ah." Fran said mono-toned. "Help. It's getting mad."
Bel clenched his fists. "Why you little-'
"Vooiii you both stop!" Squalo stood up and took hold of Bel's jacket hoody. "Sit down." He yanked the hoody down making Bel collide with his chair. He turned and he pointed to Fran, then to Fran's chair on its side. "Get off the fucking floor and sit back in the chair."
Fran looked up. "Shouldn't you be in your seat too?"
"Trash sit down." Xanxus threw a Time magazine at Squalo's head.
"Ushishishi."
"Oh Boss I didn't know you wanted the magazine I was reading. I am so sorry!"
Lussuria picked up a Family Circle magazine and handed it to Levi. "Here you go Levi. You can read this one~."
Bel and Fran turned to look at Levi. They totally forgot that the guy was there.
"Why the hell did you hit me with that!" Squalo turned to Xanxus.
"Would you of liked it if I threw one of the chairs?" Xanxus looked straight at Squalo. "If you want then I could."
"Of course he would of." Fran put the chair right side up. "He loves it when the Boss is rough." Then he plopped in his chair.
"How dare you talk about the Boss like that!" Levi shouted at Fran.
"Ushishishi froggie's right. It's always so loud at night."
"Oh Bel dear." Lussuria put his hands together in concern. "You know Boss and Squalo don't like to talk about how they're lovers!"
"We aren't fucking lovers!" The two men said at the same time.
"May I have your attention?"
They all looked at the double doors that where on that one wall. Standing at the doors was a nurse looking lady with an amused expression her face. When the hell did she get there?
"Um the doctor said that she will have an interview with each of you alone. I will be back in a minute to get the first person." With that the brunette nurse went back through the doors as fast as she came.
Squalo sat back down. Lussuria pushed up his glasses and Levi put down his magazine.
"Okay listen up you pieces of trash." Everyone sat there I silence waiting for Xanxus to talk. "I hate having to do this stupid thing even more then you do. Now I don't want the brat to give me shit so you idiots better have good behaver. That means there will be no stabbing, electrifying, raping, making them see scary shit, slicing, yelling loudly, throwing things, hurting, or killing the doctor. Don't kill them. By the end of this, if the doc is harmed in anyway, then I will kill everyone in this room. Hear me!"
They all nodded excepted Squalo. The nurse peaked through the doors with a clip board. The six of them looked at her.
"Prince Bel, you may come with me to Dr. Mackay's room." Then she left.
Bel got up from his chair and made his way across the room. "Looks like I'm first. He walked out of the room. His signature laugh could be heard down the halls.
Fran sighed. "We are so fucked."