I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!
Miss me much? Ya me too!! Here's a story thought up by me and my psychotic brother who goes by the penname DrunkManSquakin.
As Uchiha Sasuke ventured towards the door, he swallowed hard. Knowing he was the father of Haruno Sakura's unplanned child, he hoped to the gods above that things boded well.
Praying for the best, Sasuke crossed the threshold towards his fate. Then, the bane of his existence for the next nine months glared at him, kunai in hand. The terrified Uchiha put his hand up cautiously and said, "Now Sakura, take it easy…. Put…. The knife…. Down…."
He backed up into the alley from whence he came. However, his pleas fell to deaf ears as the infuriated woman turned banshee raised her weapon. She sceamed.
"YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!!"
Alas, she launched he weapon with deadly accuracy at Sasuke's head. The young man yelped and ducked as the steel missile whizzed past him. It was followed by another….
Then another…..
Then three more….
Finally, after five more kunai, seven shuriken, two spears, a hatchet, three tomahawks, and a butterknife the stream of weapons stopped.
Sasuke raised his head, assuming that his pink-haired assailant had run out of ammo. He got up… only to discover that he….. was wong.
For it was then that a large, white object flew at him at speeds that rivaled a Russian race horse, the projectile struck him dead center in the forehead. As he landed roughly on the hard cobbled-stone ground he realized that said object was truly the kitchen sink. The young Uchiha took this as a sign of impending doom… He was right, for as lame as this sounds, Uchiha Sasuke ……
WAS SUNK!!